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good lord Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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Did you hear about the urologist who was in court for malpractice, being tried by a jury of his peers? | |||
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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture. Did you hear about the neW Polish subs? They have screen doors. Did you hear about.the.two gay Irish guys Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike? Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin | |||
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Whenever we find a new planet we would never know if they are populated by vampires. The telescopes have mirrors. -- I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. JALLEN 10/18/18 https://sigforum.com/eve/forum...610094844#7610094844 | |||
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2 nuts were walking down the street. One was a salted..... There are 3 kinds of people, those that understand numbers and those that don't. | |||
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What do you call a vegan with diarrhea? Salad shooter. | |||
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<knock><knock><knock> Mother "Oh hello boys, what can I do for you?" Boys "Can Timmy come out and play?" Mother "now boys, you know Timmy doesn't have any arms and legs" Boys " Oh we know, we need someone for second base" Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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What did the one female vampire say to the other? See you next month. | |||
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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, Whack, Dang! A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack | |||
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Two Gay men are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls. One Gay says to the other: "I wish I could do that". Other guy says: "I don't think you should. He might bite you". ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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lol You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Same guy on the beach? Sandy | |||
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What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta | |||
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No, you dress her up like an altar boy.... A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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What is the difference between a Doctor and God? God doesn't think he is a doctor. A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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What did the husband say to his wife when he got a hole in his sock? Darn it | |||
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Bruce Jenner had to go to the hospital. He was leaking tranny fluid! Jim | |||
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Two guys on the on the wall? Kurt and Rod. Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up Dirt Sailors Unite! | |||
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Some guy fell into a gas tank, he became exhausted. | |||
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Or What do you get when you run behind a car? Exhausted. What do you get when you run in front of a car? Tired. | |||
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