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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. | |||
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Buy high and sell "low" |
What do you call a red-headed ninja? A Ginja  Archerman | |||
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The way I heard it was... How do you get a nun pregnant? NRA Life Member | |||
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Back to the SCUBA theme - Did you hear about the guy who was working on a hoseless regulator? They kept saying it was a tankless job . | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
*Person is having a heart attack Helpful bystander: "Is anyone here a doctor?" Vegan: "I'm a vegan" _________________________________________________ Me: I don't actually know any vegans; I live in Wyoming. I just thought it was funny. _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance? Look! A herd of elephants! What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses? Nothing. He didn't recognize them. Why didn't Tarzan like to play poker in the jungle? There were too many cheetahs! We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin. "If anyone in this country doesn't minimise their tax, they want their head read, because as a government, you are not spending it that well, that we should be donating extra...: Kerry Packer SIGForum: the island of reality in an ocean of diarrhoea. | |||
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delicately calloused |
I've been reading this book about adhesives. I just can't put it down.... You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Patent Pending |
What was Sony Bono's last song? I got you tree. ************************************************* NRA Life Member Capital punishment means never having to say, "You again?" | |||
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Did you hear about the 2 gay judges that tried each other? | |||
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Pirate walks into a bar with the ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants Bartender says, "Hey, do you know you have your ship's wheel stuck to the front of your pants?!?" Pirate: "Arrrr, I know, it's drivin' me nuts!" | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob Same guy in a Lion cage? Claude Why can you never believe the king of the jungle? Because he's Lion Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possums it could be done. Just another day in paradise. | |||
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What is the difference between a musician and a 16" pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four. -c1steve | |||
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Drug Dealer |
Q: What is another phrase for "the chicken crossing the road"? A: Poultry in motion. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Why did the can crusher quit his job? He found it soda pressing. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
What do you call a banjo player who has a pager? An optimist. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
I'll have to show this to my brother (the vegan.) ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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Yokel |
Why did the boy throw a cube of butter out the upstairs window? He wanted to see a butterfly. Why did the boy jump out the upstairs window. He wanted to try his new spring suit. What did the salad say to the refrigerator door when it was opened. Shut the door I’m dressing. What More? I didn’t think so. Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it! - John Steinbeck | |||
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No more Mr. Nice Guy |
Haha, truth, made the mistake of dating one briefly. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The problem with our Liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, it's that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan | |||
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