Is W pronounced dubba-u, or double-u? Why isn't it double-v?

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Is W pronounced dubba-u, or double-u? Why isn't it double-v?

It is - in German...

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?


He's all right now.

In honor of here: 181 years ago

Famous last words:
Davie Crockett: "I thought we were doing the landscaping next week!"

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neak up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.
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A guy with no arms and no legs in a cannibals cooking pot?

Stu.

Chip's on the side.

a string walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender tells him "we dont serve strings in here"

The string walks outside and twists himself into a ball, messes up his hair, walks back in and orders a beer.
The bartender looks at him and says- Hey, arent you a string?


NO, I'm a frayed knot.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left it.

What is a zebra?


26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

You know what a wok is?

It's sumfin you frow at a wabbit!



What's the difference between jelly and jam?

You can't jelly your @#*% up someone's @$$!



I wrote a book on poltergeists, it's flying off the shelves.

A magician was driving down the road,

then he turned into a driveway.

Famous last words: "These guys don't look so tough".

George Custer tells his Aid as the entire Sioux Nation pours onto the field.

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What do a walrus and a waterproofing contractor have in common?


They are both looking for a tight seal.

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How do you get a witch pregnant?



You fuck her.

That one actually made me laugh.

I need to get more sleep....

The way I heard it was... How do you get a nun pregnant?

No, you dress her up like an altar boy....

You can get pregnant from anal?

Four old retired guys (Cranky Ed, T-Roth, Killer, and Stevie D) are walking down main street of Monument CO after a round of golf at the USAF Academy.



They see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL Drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, “THIS is too good to be true”.



The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?



There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis - shaken, not stirred - and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."



The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.



Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please.”



They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them.



They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.



Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a 10 cents apiece?”



"I'm a retired rancher from La Junta," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs 10 cents. Wine, liquor, beer - it’s all the same."



"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says. As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing another four crusty old dudes at the end of the bar who don’t have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.



Nodding at the four at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the bartender, "What's with them?"



The bartender says, "They're retired fighter pilots from Nellis….. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price."

Mother Nature says, "There's no way you can get through all 4 seasons in a week."

Minnesota says, "Here, hold my beer."

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