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Fighting the good fight |
You're assembling quite the entourage... Off duty LEO Off duty paramedic On-call surgeon That puts you halfway towards re-forming the Village People. Which one are you going to be, rh? The cowboy, the Indian chief, or the construction worker? | |||
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| Be not wise in thine own eyes  |
"Much progress was finally made today. My gallbladder will be removed by a surgeon who recognizes that is no need for a 5th abdominal ultrasound just to be really sure." FYI, if you need further organs removed after Tuesday, I think I can help. Not too far South of you is Mexico. I hear Doctors there will remove any organ you like. No questions asked.  I think rh may have posted his story on Youtube. “We’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration…President Obama’s administration before this. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,” Pres. Select, Joe Biden “Let’s go, Brandon” Kelli Stavast, 2 Oct. 2021 | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
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I've been following this and all I can come up with is "HUH?" All most sounds like drugs with idol and azine as endings may be or should be involved. __________________________ "Para ser libre, un hombre debe tener tres cosas, la tierra, una educacion y un fusil. Siempre un fusil !" (Emiliano Zapata) | |||
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Cynic |
You're not alone _______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability. | |||
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| Free radical scavenger  |
I am not alone in alleging that crimes were committed. When my mind thinks of crimes, I want to inform police.
It is hard for doctors to be helpful now. They are grasping and trying to help, but they do not have the time to understand. My neighbor in Washington was paramedic. I'm just asking questions if my ideas are feasible.
"Disoriented, confused, nauseous, no appetite" occurred yet again, since 2005. I could not even speak when I made that post. And my summoned step-father was a witness. I could not speak, so my step-father made the call. Of course, I was instructed to go to the nearest hospital, I did so. I just wanted triage since my first gastenterologist said there was nothing that ED could do. I was admitted. A little hyoscyamine and a lot of morphine was good idea by that physician from Oklahoma. . "They've set you up." was told to me by my internist in King County, Washington.
My time has been disturbed by medical appointments and hospital visits. I'll send you email to partially explain why your imagination is not of help. | |||
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| Free radical scavenger |
My perceived "food anxiety" was treated with Valium in 2006. I eat food and I become nauseous. That is/was been a documented issue since 2005. Past behind, the latest surgeon knows that he cannot be sued unless he operates on me while drunk and I have BAC to prove it. So we will operate. | |||
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Telecom Ronin |
Ok........ They do sell breathalyzers on amazon.... Buy 2 | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
This thing just gets more bizarre, each time OP posts. Q | |||
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| Cynic |
I've been here since 2002 and it's one of the crazier ones _______________________________________________________ And no, junior not being able to hold still for 5 seconds is not a disability. | |||
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| Do---or do not. There is no try. |
I've figured out that the OP and his predicament are the movie, we're the audience, and this whole thread is an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. | |||
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A Grateful American |
 "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Not your average kind of girl  |
Sigmonkey for the win.  That made me laugh... My brain hurts. If it won't matter in 5 years don't give it more than 5 minutes. | |||
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thank you sigmonkey! that post is the internet post/win of the year for 2018 - might as well fast forward to 2019 | |||
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| A day late, and a dollar short  |
Strange thread, sad but funny. ____________________________ NRA Life Member, Annual Member GOA, MGO Annual Member | |||
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Monkey, you're a hoot! _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
We have a couple of similar cafes here in Jerkwater. | |||
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| Do---or do not. There is no try. |
Thank you for putting the visual to my comment, Monkey! That might be my new iPhone wallpaper. | |||
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Monkey, Probably the hardest I have laughed in quite some time. Well, until the next OP entry that is. Because son, it is what you are supposed to do. | |||
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