I *do not* need the help of off duty LE officers in Texas in order to stay alive. (Updated on page 6)

January 06, 2018, 05:44 PM

You're assembling quite the entourage...

Off duty LEO
Off duty paramedic
On-call surgeon

That puts you halfway towards re-forming the Village People.

Which one are you going to be, rh? The cowboy, the Indian chief, or the construction worker?

January 06, 2018, 06:49 PM

kimber1911

"Much progress was finally made today. My gallbladder will be removed by a surgeon who recognizes that is no need for a 5th abdominal ultrasound just to be really sure."

FYI, if you need further organs removed after Tuesday, I think I can help.

Not too far South of you is Mexico.
I hear Doctors there will remove any organ you like. No questions asked.

I think rh may have posted his story on Youtube.

“We’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration…President Obama’s administration before this. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,”
Pres. Select, Joe Biden

“Let’s go, Brandon” Kelli Stavast, 2 Oct. 2021

January 06, 2018, 07:11 PM

RHINOWSO

January 07, 2018, 12:52 AM

SFCUSARET

I've been following this and all I can come up with is "HUH?" All most sounds like drugs with idol and azine as endings may be or should be involved.

January 07, 2018, 01:01 AM

charlie12

quote:
Originally posted by SFCUSARET:
I've been following this and all I can come up with is "HUH?" All most sounds like drugs with idol and azine as endings my be or not be involved.

You're not alone

January 10, 2018, 12:23 AM

quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
You're assembling quite the entourage...
Off duty LEO

I am not alone in alleging that crimes were committed. When my mind thinks of crimes, I want to inform police.

quote:
Off duty paramedic

It is hard for doctors to be helpful now. They are grasping and trying to help, but they do not have the time to understand. My neighbor in Washington was paramedic. I'm just asking questions if my ideas are feasible.

quote:
On-call surgeon

"Disoriented, confused, nauseous, no appetite" occurred yet again, since 2005. I could not even speak when I made that post. And my summoned step-father was a witness.

I could not speak, so my step-father made the call. Of course, I was instructed to go to the nearest hospital, I did so. I just wanted triage since my first gastenterologist said there was nothing that ED could do. I was admitted. A little hyoscyamine and a lot of morphine was good idea by that physician from Oklahoma.

quote:
That puts you halfway towards re-forming the Village People.

. "They've set you up." was told to me by my internist in King County, Washington.

quote:
Which one are you going to be, rh? The cowboy, the Indian chief, or the construction worker?

My time has been disturbed by medical appointments and hospital visits. I'll send you email to partially explain why your imagination is not of help.

January 10, 2018, 12:58 AM

quote:
Originally posted by SFCUSARET:
I've been following this and all I can come up with is "HUH?" All most sounds like drugs with idol and azine as endings may be or should be involved.

My perceived "food anxiety" was treated with Valium in 2006. I eat food and I become nauseous. That is/was been a documented issue since 2005.

Past behind, the latest surgeon knows that he cannot be sued unless he operates on me while drunk and I have BAC to prove it. So we will operate.

January 10, 2018, 06:33 AM

dewhorse

Ok........

They do sell breathalyzers on amazon....

Buy 2

January 10, 2018, 06:47 AM

12131

This thing just gets more bizarre, each time OP posts.

January 10, 2018, 06:54 AM

charlie12

I've been here since 2002 and it's one of the crazier ones

January 10, 2018, 09:58 AM

snoris

I've figured out that the OP and his predicament are the movie, we're the audience, and this whole thread is an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

January 10, 2018, 10:08 AM

sigmonkey

January 10, 2018, 10:40 AM

P226RN

Sigmonkey for the win.

That made me laugh...

My brain hurts.

January 10, 2018, 10:45 AM

tiwimon

thank you sigmonkey!

that post is the internet post/win of the year for 2018 - might as well fast forward to 2019

January 10, 2018, 10:53 AM

Warhorse

Strange thread, sad but funny.

January 10, 2018, 10:57 AM

229DAK

Monkey, you're a hoot!

January 10, 2018, 10:57 AM

chp37

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk