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WOW - I really thought you were joking for a second. I am off to bang my head against the wall. | |||
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https://babylonbee.com/news/tr...who-only-double-mask U.S.—Health experts are now recommending that people double mask -- place a second mask over the first mask -- to better protect themselves from the virus, or maybe to protect others from themselves possibly having the virus (it’s still kind of unclear). Many are denouncing this recommendation, especially triple-maskers, who find it wholly inadequate. “I guess I’d only double mask if I didn’t really care about not killing grandma,” said the extremely muffled Mark Carlson, who was wearing three masks at once. “But I have three masks on because there’s an ongoing pandemic and I care.” Triple-maskers point out that three masks are 50% more effective than two masks. “If the virus somehow makes it past two masks, then we’re all done for,” said Karen Walker, although her exact words were unclear as it was kind of hard to hear her through three masks. “But not if you have a third mask. The virus wasn’t expecting that.” “Really, I can’t see any reason to wear only two masks unless you’re some kind of misanthrope who wants to see everyone die,” she added. Not everyone is on board with three masks, though, especially quadruple-maskers, who find three masks to be inadequate -- but most of them have suffocated to death. | |||
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Why Stop at just two? Why not three? Or four? The sky's the limit! I bet two masks plus a Burka would be just perfect. "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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Every now and then Fauci comes out and gives some dumb ass recommendation to make it look like he’s doing something. I bet he’s laughing his old ass off about this latest one. It really does make sense though, when you’re doing something stupid and ineffective just double down and be stupid twice as hard. No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain | |||
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How long ya think it will take before Fauci, or one of the other bogus experts, tells us all we have to wear one of these not to kill others? And at this point, I'm only half joking. This BS panic pron nonsense is completely out of control. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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Honest question. If Fauci came out and suggested that wiping fresh dog crap across your face was a sure fire way to prevent the spread of Covid, how many people do you think you'd see walking around with dog crap on their faces? My bet a whole bunch of people. Yes, IMO its actually gotten that bad with the sheep we share this country with. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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[QUOTE]Honest question. If Fauci came out and suggested that wiping fresh dog crap across your face was a sure fire way to prevent the spread of Covid, how many people do you think you'd see walking around with dog crap on their faces? My bet a whole bunch of people. Yes, IMO its actually gotten that bad with the sheep we share this country with.[QUOTE] My Labrador and I would be in business. Dog Crap infused face masked! And to think I've been throwing money away all this time! -TVz | |||
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I've been saying that for 6 months already. The few times I actually get in a conversation and it meanders into this topic of mask wearing, I ask that question of smearing dog poo and they look at me with a blank look like "Why wouldn't I do that, if the "experts" say its what we should do!!!" Just because gov't officials and experts tell us to do something, doesn't mean we can't ask questions and expect rational answers in return. Some people just can't understand that. ---------------------------------- "These things you say we will have, we already have." "That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra." | |||
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if your wearing a mask and you can smell a smoke particle or an odor through it, how large is that particle compared with the flu bug if it can't stop a smoke particle, how's it going to stop the flu bug? masks are worthless, and have been since Day 1 | |||
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Well, that's why you need to wear two. Duh. After all, it's just common sense says Fauci. Hmmm, although if it's common sense to wear two like he says, how come he didn't tell us that 10 months ago? Oh that's right, because back then Fauci was telling the public that it makes no sense at all for everyone to be walking around in masks. There would be unintended consequences he said. Wow, now I'm really confused. Or perhaps Fauci is the one who is confused. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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_________________________ "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." Mark Twain | |||
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If 2 masks are better, why not 3, or 4? Or wear 5 and you can suffocate and your Wu-Flu fears will be erased forever. How about a NASA astronaut helmet and suit? That has to be better than any mask? (some of this was borrowed from the Babylon Bee) | |||
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For myself, family and friends, this may hold true. Many take the flu jab in March/April, which for most, implies a 6 month protection precaution. And what now, I ponder? ******** (source: www.abc.net.au) When will I get the vaccine? (this will be the "cold chain storage" of the Pfizer vaccine, which has to be kept at -70 degrees Celsius. Still to be approved by Aussie Health.) Expected to start a rollout from Febuary 2021. Phase 1a (estimated) 678,000 people, includes quarantine and border workers, frontline health workers, and aged care and disability staff and residents. Phase 1b this phase is expected to cover 6.1 million people including anyone over 70 years old, other healthcare workers, younger adults with an underlying condition and high-risk workers like emergency services personnel and meat processing workers. It also includes Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people who are over 55. Phase 2a covers Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people who are between 18-54, along with Australians over 50 years old and other critical high-risk workers. (note: this would be where I might be queuing up - I travel, and would be a needed 'passport'. Still asking myself that question about wants and needs.) Phase 2b is the rest of the adult population, plus anyone from the previous phases that have been missed out. Phase 3, the final phase, will be for children but only "if recommended" given the evidence that they don't transmit the disease like adults. The first round of the vaccine will be available at 30-50 hospital sites, known as "hospital hubs" in both metro and regional areas of the country. Then expanded to some 1,000 places, including GP's, vaccination clinics ... ******** source: www.abc.net.au Interesting? Intriguing? --chris We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin. "If anyone in this country doesn't minimise their tax, they want their head read, because as a government, you are not spending it that well, that we should be donating extra...: Kerry Packer SIGForum: the island of reality in an ocean of diarrhoea. | |||
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Fauxci is such a moron. Of the 3 people that I know that have tested positive, all were 100% mask wearers. One of them wore 2 masks and a plastic face shield 100% of the time and still caught the Wu Flu. I'd like Fauxci explain that one! Most of us already know the answer, but I'd really like to hear what kind of spinster bullshit he tried to come up with just so I could call him a fuckwit to his face. ___________________________ No thanks, I've already got a penguin. | |||
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So if I wear two condoms then I'm double-plus-good protected from the clap? Groovy. | |||
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$13,000 for Doctors from Medicare for every patient they diagnose with Covid-19. $13,000 for Hospitals for every Covid-19 admission. $39,000 for Hospitals if the patient is placed on a ventilator. It's not hard to see why so many Doctors and Hospitals are playing along. Source: https://brandnewtube.com/watch...4qsTtIgcDnGWqRc.html Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -- George Orwell | |||
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If two masks are better, why not three? If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL | |||
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Interesting comment as I have had the same experience. Everyone that I know of who has had COVID were dedicated mask wearers. Everyone that I know of like myself who have avoided the mask seem to be immune to COVID. “We’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration…President Obama’s administration before this. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,” Pres. Select, Joe Biden “Let’s go, Brandon” Kelli Stavast, 2 Oct. 2021 | |||
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