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When a sock disappears from the dryer, it is reborn in the cabinet as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit anything. _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | |||
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Keeping the economy moving since 1964 |
I was a blind carpenter, then I picked up my hammer and saw. ----------------------- You can't fall off the floor. | |||
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Political Cynic |
Ooooh That’s deep man, very deep | |||
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Keeping the economy moving since 1964 |
Yeah, Ima regular Playdough or Soccertees. ----------------------- You can't fall off the floor. | |||
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Master of one hand pistol shooting |
Do not expect me to like stir-fry. Or anything with onions. SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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"Back To School" sales signs remind me of a pretty good Rodney Dangerfield movie. | |||
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That rug really tied the room together. |
I put pickles on my lunch casserole today. That is all. ______________________________________________________ Often times a very small man can cast a very large shadow | |||
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Master of one hand pistol shooting |
I save the dill pickle juice and take a sip or two daily SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
A splash of pickle juice is great in a Bloody Mary. Mine usually goes... Fill pint glass about halfway with ice cubes, and add: Shot or so of vodka (usually Luksusowa) Shot or so of pickle juice Generous dose of Frank's Red Hot sauce Dash of low sodium Tajin seasoning Splash of Worcestershire sauce Pickle spear Celery stalk Then fill up with V8 juice, stir using celery stalk, and enjoy. | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
I have a 2 piece spinning rod/reel. To keep the heavy hook and leader intact, I break it down and flip the tip of the rod down to the handle, then use a plastic hanger to pass through the eyes of the guides closest to where I broke it down. I hang it in the closet, and it's outta the way and not getting knocked around until the next speckled trout calls for its services.... ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
I am on the 4th type of antibiotics to defeat an infection following my Mohs surgery. Not MRSA. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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One of my crew from work came over yesterday afternoon, with his [indoor] dog. The dog evidently didn't like me -- dropped a log in my living room. I didn't fire him, but I'm sure going to give him a hard time about it. God bless America. | |||
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Wars used to be common in Europe. It's been quite for awhile. But does Europe believe wars are gone? If not, why don't they have compulsory programs and higher gun ownership? We don't but despite physical barriers, perhaps we should. Korea has a compulsory program but in watching their videos, it's not apparent that it's at an acceptable efficacy level; although in reality, it's probably a China vs US war if it came down to it. Be prepared, not just for the inevitable but also the impossible. "Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy "A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book | |||
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My sister in law arrived yesterday, this woman will argue about anything-anything at all, ugh _____________________________ "It does not require many words to speak the truth.".....Chief Joseph https://pbase.com/shellyva/image/171613535 | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
It’s good, helps prevent heartburn. It also tastes like pickles. I do the same thing with kalamata olive brine. I have no idea what it does, but it tastes like kalamata olives. Also good mixed with olive oil on salads. Think I’ll do that for lunch. ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
If you are at the beach in Portugal, be advised that it is illegal to pee in the ocean. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
I have a sudden desire for an Ice Cream Sandwich. Remember licking the melting ice cream around the sides and the chocolate cookie sticking to your fingers?This message has been edited. Last edited by: Johnny 3eagles, If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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^^^The ice cream truck serving this neighborhood is MIA. Blue Bunny Ice Cream Sandwiches are $4. I have $4. Last knew, his sound system only had "Home On The Range" playing. My $4 is on standby. | |||
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In a strange turn of events, yesterday the soap dropped me in the shower. I'm okay, just a bit sore. Honestly thought I'd broken my arm for a few minutes, though. | |||
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Kind of sad because I ate my last two pupusas out of the freezer. Happy because I’ll be back at the source to buy them whenever I want when I move on the 12th. Best bargain in Denton. $20 for a dozen nice overstuffed ones. They freeze great. Little Salvadorian church sets up a huge griddle on the sidewalk on Saturday mornings and cooks them to order. Bonus it is right across the street from Metzler’s so you can go stock up on fine smoked meats while you wait. | |||
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