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Does anyone remember the Jerry Clower automatic transmission story? First time he drove one... The gist of it... you can Imagine Jerry making 5 minutes out of this. So... "P" must be for parking... OK. "N" for nothing it seems. "L" for leaving? OK, that worked but it's kind of slow. "D" must be for driving. Yes! Now we are really moving along pretty good! So... I figure "R" stands for racing. That's when all hell broke lose! Collecting dust. | |||
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No, not like Bill Clinton |
No man should utter the words Yum Yum Sauce It's seafood sauce twinkle toes | |||
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Just checking in. I got nuthin. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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I needed to run to Target to pick up a couple of things. Didn't bother to dress up. After all, it wasn't like I was going to Walmart or anything. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
At 1000 views of this thread, I'm declaring SIGFORUM bicurious: https://sigforum.com/eve/forums...0601935/m/2420041084 | |||
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I have full time employment again. Only ten cents more an hour than the jail, but the benefits are so good, I'd be a damn fool to not take it. | |||
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That sounds really good. Good bennies are nothing to sneeze at. For me bennies are more important than pay. Good on you. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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Also, I know how to forestall monkey butt. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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I had that at one point w/ Commiecast. I called to downgrade my service because it was getting too expensive. By downgrading I got faster internet. Of course I asked, "Why do I have to call and find this out? Why not just increase it if I'm already paying more for it?" I was dumber after listening to the answer. | |||
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A week or so ago I was shoveling the front walk and my snow shovel came apart; the screw holding the scoop and and shaft fell out, never to be found. I knew there were some screws in our junk drawer so I started cleaning that out for the first time since, oh, maybe 2001. In it, I found an envelope. In the envelope was a pistol barrel. A P239 .357sig barrel. A .357sig barrel I brought to the shop to maybe sell back in 2008 after my work closed down and I was looking for a little extra cash. I greased it and tossed it into my P239 and went to the range. I was all | |||
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On the wrong side of the Mobius strip |
I went to the IHOP the other day and they gave me the senior citizens discount. This was the first time I ever got that. I feel old. | |||
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" ? " __________________________ "Para ser libre, un hombre debe tener tres cosas, la tierra, una educacion y un fusil. Siempre un fusil !" (Emiliano Zapata) | |||
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Any day with good pizza and beer is a good day. One good thing about the Northeast is the abundance of Mom-and-Pop pizza shops that offer excellent pizzas. "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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Do birds have polarized vision? Or how do they hunt for fish while flying above? "Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy "A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book | |||
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I love lamp. Because son, it is what you are supposed to do. | |||
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I love all this talk about nothing It's the only thing I know anything about | |||
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My feet feel like I've walked around in wet sneakers all day. And I haven't. God bless America. | |||
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Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon |
My pinky has been numb for a week now Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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No, not like Bill Clinton |
$1400 for a new fish tank filter/pump. We will have a fish fry before that happens again | |||
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Neighbor upstream from me got orders to National Training Center in CA, (Army) I was helping him fix his sprinklers and I installed a window sill cause his beast ate the other one....we were talking and I found out both he and his wife are from Tampa.... First time in my life I have run into another honest to god fellow Floridian....(most people are transplants) Now they’re moving. "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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