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Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Is there an Alaska law that says you can’t look at a moose from an airplane? We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin. "If anyone in this country doesn't minimise their tax, they want their head read, because as a government, you are not spending it that well, that we should be donating extra...: Kerry Packer SIGForum: the island of reality in an ocean of diarrhoea. | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
I dang near lost an index finger and part of my hand at its joint. Hospitalized seven days and on morphine before and after the finger joint was flayed open and flushed. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Cat bites can be really bad news. Their little mouths are full of bacteria that are not nice to humans. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Eye see said the blind man to the deaf guy...VI | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
You can say that again. Had a new rescue bite me. (My fault.) Next thing I knew the entire hand was hot and swollen and I had darkness running up the back of my it. Called doc. He had me go into urgent care for immediate antibiotic shot and scrip, followed-up by an x-ray to check if it'd nicked the bone. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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Don't Panic |
If nature abhors a vacuum, why is space so full of it? | |||
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No, not like Bill Clinton |
Escape (The Pina Colada song) Why was it ok that they were trying to cheat on each other? | |||
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Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
I had a primer blowout today. First one for me. Been shooting small arms since about 1958. (Small arms .22 up to an including..50 BMG) If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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Ignored facts still exist |
when I see someone walk away from their car with the headlights on, I yell, "Hey, you left your headlights on." 100% of the time they respond by saying, "They turn off automatically" . | |||
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Don't Panic |
Wait till someone who still wears an analog watch has just looked at it, and then ask them the time. 100% of the time - having just looked at it and informed themselves of just this data - they will still look at their watch again before telling you. | |||
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Political Cynic |
Hossenfeffer | |||
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Semper Fi - 1775 |
Drinking old fashions and smoking cigars all day. Feeling a little hammered, gents. ___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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Hasenpfeffer. | |||
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paradox in a box |
Because they are both doing it. I’m putting in a pool. These go to eleven. | |||
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I spent the whole day cleaning my pool. And I don't even like pools that much. But don't ask me how I ended up with a pool at all. But if you ask I will tell you, but you will not like the answer because there would be no humor, intelligence, or stupidity contained in the answer. So far this is one of the best threads on the great Sigforum. Oh yea, my joints, after cleaning the pool, don't forget the joints. But there's nothing interesting about my joints because they're like everyone else's joints for people in a specific range of carbon dating. BUT, carbon dating IS an interesting topic. And more interesting than carbon dating is the fact that there are other forms of half-life atomic dating that aren't carbon based. THAT is interestring. And so is quantum mechanics, that shit will blow your mind. A famous physicist once said that if quantum mechanics DOESN'T blow your mind, you don't understand it. Now THATS interesring. I wish I had been a mad scientist, they can make up any shit they want, as long as they can fool their peers long enough before another scientist can make up some new shit to bump off your shit. Now THATS an interesting career. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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No, not like Bill Clinton |
Puff, puff, pass bro | |||
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his lawyer will be in touch Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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No, not like Bill Clinton |
Apparently, I cannot be neutral, even though I strongly disagree with both sides. | |||
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Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
Carrot Cake flavor Oreos. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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