Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

A 3 legged orphaned dog walks into a bar...



He wanted to find the man who shot his Paw.

In-laws are coming to visit. They landed yesterday and drove to some place in the Olympics. We’re driving out to me them there tomorrow, and sight-see until we come back Monday. Nice folks, and I really could have done a lot worse, but they turned into Kool-Aid drinkers over the last five years or so and I’m really not looking forward to endless conversations about fucking COVID and everything else with their politics for two weeks while they stay with us. I flatly told my wife I’m not masking in my own house, and if that bothers them, I hear there’s hotels.

I drink a lot of coffee. I even have coffee flavored Rum to add to it. I also like coffee ice cream.

I have been catching lots of Walleye in Lake Erie this summer. Fished 5 days last week and 4 this week. My freezer is full.

Mmmmm Walleye, droool

I haven't had any since about 1990 caught on the Rainy river, Canada

How did the stupid get a say?

I don't have any pornographic material.

Heck, I don't even have a pornograph to play it on.

7/11 has some dynamite ice cream called Chocolate Fudge Tracks.

Please kill me when I'm leaving choco fudge tracks in my draws

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Originally posted by Hamden106:

7/11 has some dynamite ice cream called Chocolate Fudge Tracks.

Those of us in the southeast can enjoy Publix Premium Chocolate Moose Tracks ice cream. Good stuff!

Mmmmmmmm!! I always used to get my banana splits made with only chocolate ice cream. Sorry, none of the other additives, just plain chocolate.

Operations cut my deadline by two weeks and refuses to hand over the resources requested. Do more with less!

Grr.

Getting to the age where I can just see retirement in the (fairly) near future. Just gotta make it a few more years. Feels like I can almost taste the relief from the grind.

You can walk around Walmart eating grapes all day and no one will bother you. But pop open one beer and here comes security.

Tomorrow is my last day of work. No more getting up for the grind.
I have mixed feelings about it.

Bigfoot often gets mistaken for Sasquatch.
Yeti never minds.

Hmmmm.... I like.

Whiteboards.

They're remarkable.

Since it's not over 90 degrees this weekend, working on insulating the garage.

It's a pretty cool project.