Eschew Obfuscation
| quote: Originally posted by Aeteocles: Describe your job as boring and generic as possible. Bonus points of you can make it convoluted.
I'll start:
I allow signatures to be put on lists of promises.
(I'm an attorney working on commercial contracts.)
This is me - except I’m retired and don’t miss it at all!! 
_____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell
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| Posts: 6653 | Location: Chicago, IL | Registered: December 17, 2007 |  
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| I decide who gets and who doesn’t get money from daddy gvt. |
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| I explain very complex things in very simple terms and have to repeat myself over, over, and over, and they still don’t get it.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone |
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No double standards
| quote: Originally posted by Aglifter: Write spreadsheets, and get yelled at.
I couldn't live without spreadsheets.
"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it" - Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 |
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| I fix people's mistakes.
Laughing in the face of danger is all well and good until danger laughs back.
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| Posts: 501 | Location: Oklahoma | Registered: July 08, 2017 |  
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Dinosaur

| I’m marooned on a small island in the middle of a big ocean. |
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Member
| I speak words. Many people listen.
NRA Life Member/GOA Life Member
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| Posts: 137 | Location: Gainesville, FL. | Registered: July 06, 2020 |  
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Seeker of Clarity

| I read, delete, type and send emails. |
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| I tell people not to do stupid shit on computers.
When they don't listen they pay me to undo stupid shit other people did to computers cause they did stupid shit. |
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Leatherneck
| I literally get paid to stare at walls.
“Everybody wants a Sig in the sheets but a Glock on the streets.” -bionic218 04-02-2014 |
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Objectively Reasonable

| I figure things out and then report on them to people who don't care. |
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