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Keystoner
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Half of the big syringe , all of the little syringe, turn on the green gas ...... (anesthetist)

If you haven't read it, I recommend the book 'Counting Backwards.' I loved it.


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sigalert
Be prepared for loud noise and recoil
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I write commercials people skip through.


Just because we skip your commercials doesn’t mean we skip your posts too! Big Grin

https://sigforum.com/eve/forums...630071374#1630071374


Huh. I thought I closed that window. Sorry.




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"Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." - Robert Louis Stevenson
 
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Patrick-SP2022
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When I’m not spending time in meetings or preparing for them, I reject or fix code written by people who speak very little English.



 
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Pale Horse
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Originally posted by Pale Horse:
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Originally posted by sigalert:
I write commercials people skip through.


Just because we skip your commercials doesn’t mean we skip your posts too! Big Grin

https://sigforum.com/eve/forums...630071374#1630071374


Huh. I thought I closed that window. Sorry.


I thought you were testing us to see if we ignored you here too Smile



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MNSIG
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I glue metal on teeth
 
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Lord Vaalic
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Originally posted by LimaCharlie:
I am good at retiring.

I did military things for twenty-two years and retired.

I engineered things and took an early retirement and severance package.

I supervised a call center, service center, and credit & collections department and retired.

I sold real estate and retired.

I sold luxury brand cars and retired.

I was a consultant for a law enforcement agency and retired.

I worked at a LGS and retired.


Sooo.... Youre a quitter?



Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
 
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BB61
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I review what people say and evaluate it.


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Appellate court judge?


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ugeesta
This Space for Rent
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Just got put this here....

My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell. - Lester Burnham



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StorminNormin
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If someone screws up, they get to talk to me. Then I have to write a long ass report.



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DetonicsMk6
A Beautiful Mind
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Babysitter with a badge


This is pretty close to what I do...... I'd describe my job as building sitter with a badge and gun!


The guy with a badge that even the most hard core criminals want to see.
 
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StorminNormin
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The guy with a badge that even the most hard core criminals want to see.


This very well describes my job. Internal Affairs within corrections.



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aileron
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I sell door knobs
 
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reflex/deflex 64
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Aiding and abetting the distribution of the beetus.


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Garret Blaine
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I sit in a room and talk to some people to prepare for sitting in a room and talking to some people.


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08 Cayenne
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I play Henry Ford.
 
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rainman64
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I babysit Hindus.


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wolfe 21
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I make steel hard, flat and shiny.


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signewt
Conveniently located directly
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Long hours, no holidays, massive overtime, confusing repetitive conflicting management orders....yes dear....she's retired now too.


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slabsides45
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I try to make pet critters live longer.


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egregore
His diet consists of black
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I buy POS cars some more time before they fall apart completely.
 
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