I mostly stand around all day and make sure things are right.

Sadly I don't really do anything. Perhaps occasionally I tell people to contact someone else. I am not highly rewarded. ☹️

I used to stop people having fun - according to them

(cop)

[Forest Gump voice] I make stickers [/Forest Gump voice]

I'm the Director Of Digital Graphics and color scientist for an ADA wayfinding architectural firm.

All workday long I tell people that they can't buy from me any of the things that they're after.

(Gun Shop 'Ningee', senior grade sub-class D and a third)

I’m a domestic that maintains and operates the freakin boat! And has the license that makes me responsible for everything.

Make tall grass short.

I supervise workers I never actually see working.

Write spreadsheets, and get yelled at.

Think and do for those who can't and won't.

Count pour stick

Transform EngineerSpeak into Plain English (before I retired)

I look at pages of drawings and tell the people that paid for those drawings that they can’t afford what is drawn. Then I give them ideas on how to save so they can afford something. Then I get called a dream crusher. (Construction Estimator for a Development firm)

I work on different types of machines that move cash and checks around.

It's generally not too exciting but could get pretty exciting if someone decided they wanted to make an illegal withdrawal of cash from a machine I'm working on.

In my best Hank Hill voice.

"I sell water meters and water meter accesories"

I pet my cat, ride my scooter and play with guns.

I watch paint dry.

Polymer Scientist - design/formulate coatings and conduct failure analysis.

Fun thread.

Michael

I take scant or vague information and turn it into a cost or sometimes a price, then have to often defend it in extremely great detail most often to the very people who made the request by providing said scant or vague information.


At least I have a job

quote:

Originally posted by Aeteocles:
Second entry:

I use as many words as possible to convey a simple meaning.

Could also be "I read stuff so other people don't have to."

I tell people whether or not what they are reading is credible.