People break there electronic work devices and I fix them.

stupid fuckin tire guy

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Originally posted by Scoutmaster:

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Originally posted by 4MUL8R:
I tell stories with numbers.

Did that include letters such as a-c-c-t?

Nope. No funny money. Just data from testing.

I stare at an electric window, wiggle my fingers and talk to people thru a little black box.

-TVz

I make grass longer and then make it shorter.

I push buttons, make somethings work, occasionally break some, push more buttons, make it all better.

I price natural gas contracts.

I sit at a desk and make decisions on how to make this thing that produces a lot of thrust.

Now: I teach English. Before: I fixed broken things, wrote plans to fix broken things, scheduled people to fix broken things and lastly, trained people...some of who fix broken things, others who break them.

I make sure that when pilots go up, they have the best functioning equipment, systems and weapons so they can watch Top Gun and strut like Tom Cruise because they need that.

I spend my day trying to remember how I did that one thing in Excel last time.

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Originally posted by Jager:
I make sure that when pilots go up, they have the best functioning equipment, systems and weapons so they can watch Top Gun and strut like Tom Cruise because they need that.

I make sure the sh*t flows downhill...

erj_pilot,

You've lost that loving feeling.

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Originally posted by D4Heavy:
I sit at a desk and make decisions on how to make this thing that produces a lot of thrust.

I know where you are.

I make meat into other meat.

Whenever family members or friends buy or sell a house, to this day they they knock on my door with the paperwork and questions for me to go over. Hell, sometimes they want me to sit in on the closing.

I worked in title insurance for over 30 years. I loved every minute of it.

“This ship, Forty-one
You serve her, row well and live“
My laptop my oar