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Describe your job as boring and generic as possible.
August 05, 2020, 11:03 PM
CoolRich59Describe your job as boring and generic as possible.
quote:
Originally posted by Aeteocles:
Describe your job as boring and generic as possible. Bonus points of you can make it convoluted.
I'll start:
I allow signatures to be put on lists of promises.
(I'm an attorney working on commercial contracts.)
This is me - except I’m retired and don’t miss it at all!!
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“One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell
August 05, 2020, 11:03 PM
SteynI decide who gets and who doesn’t get money from daddy gvt.
August 05, 2020, 11:09 PM
PrefontaineI explain very complex things in very simple terms and have to repeat myself over, over, and over, and they still don’t get it.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
August 05, 2020, 11:19 PM
Scoutmasterquote:
Originally posted by Aglifter:
Write spreadsheets, and get yelled at.
I couldn't live without spreadsheets.
"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it"
- Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 August 05, 2020, 11:42 PM
DrewRI fix people's mistakes.
Laughing in the face of danger is all well and good until danger laughs back.
August 05, 2020, 11:49 PM
Phantom229I sit at an airport and watch planes fly.
Situation awareness is defined as a continuous extraction of environmental information, integration of this information with previous knowledge to form a coherent mental picture in directing further perception and anticipating future events. Simply put, situational awareness mean knowing what is going on around you. August 06, 2020, 12:37 AM
1lowlifeI drive around and listen to the radio..
August 06, 2020, 01:35 AM
ruger357I argue with assholes.
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Roll Tide!
Glock Certified Armorer
NRA Certified Firearms Instructor
August 06, 2020, 02:34 AM
sjtillI occasionally get phone calls from people I don't know who are worried.
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“Remember, remember the fifth of November!"
August 06, 2020, 03:41 AM
sigalertI write commercials you skip.
“Crisis is the rallying cry of the tyrant.” – James Madison
"Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." - Robert Louis Stevenson August 06, 2020, 03:47 AM
P210I’m marooned on a small island in the middle of a big ocean.
August 06, 2020, 04:24 AM
EUROFANI speak words. Many people listen.
NRA Life Member/GOA Life Member
August 06, 2020, 04:30 AM
SPWAMike0317I am Mordac
Let me help you out. Which way did you come in? August 06, 2020, 05:13 AM
r0gueI read, delete, type and send emails.
August 06, 2020, 05:38 AM
taco68I get to poke people daily.
Sigs P-220, P-226 9mm, & P-230SL (CCW)
August 06, 2020, 06:01 AM
sig2392I tell people not to do stupid shit on computers.
When they don't listen they pay me to undo stupid shit other people did to computers cause they did stupid shit.
August 06, 2020, 06:21 AM
Pale HorseI literally get paid to stare at walls.
“Everybody wants a Sig in the sheets but a Glock on the streets.” -bionic218 04-02-2014
August 06, 2020, 06:40 AM
navyshooterI go though boxes of used Helicopter parts looking for parts to keep Navy Helicopters flying.
"Blessed is he who when facing his own demise, thinks only of his front sight.”
Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem
Montani Semper Liberi
August 06, 2020, 06:53 AM
cusingeorgeI tell people how to use stain, because they can't or won't read the label.
My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
August 06, 2020, 06:57 AM
DennisMI figure things out and then report on them to people who don't care.