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I follow directions as well as add, subtract, multiply, and divide.
 
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Mr. Nice Guy
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I'm a tool man...for surgeons.



Sig P229R 9mm - Sig P365 NRA
Sig P320C 9mm - Sig P320 FS .40
 
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helicopter pilot 38 years.
 
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I kneel for my God,
and I stand for my flag
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Babysitter with a badge
 
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Spiritually Imperfect
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I fly a device through the air that records pretty pictures, and also counts rocks.
 
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and this little pig said:
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Babysitter with a badge


This is pretty close to what I do...... I'd describe my job as building sitter with a badge and gun!
 
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Serenity now!
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I tell a computer what to do, in a language it understands.



Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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Age Quod Agis
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I write down what people have agreed to.

Like Aeteocles, I am a commercial attorney.



"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."

Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
 
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hello darkness
my old friend
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Drive around and look official. Job exists to make feds happy.
 
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Good enough is neither
good, nor enough
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I am in consulting



There are 3 kinds of people, those that understand numbers and those that don't.
 
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Chaos management. I'm a senior project manager.


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Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter
 
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Live Slow,
Die Whenever
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I undo Darwinism, and sometimes hurt my back doing it.



"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
- John Wayne in "The Shootist"
 
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I measure and communicate others’ performance.
 
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My dog crosses the line
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Buy pet supplies,
sell pet supplies.
 
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A day late, and
a dollar short
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I collect pension and social security checks.


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NRA Life Member, Annual Member GOA, MGO Annual Member
 
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Repressed
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I write long, boring documents full of long, boring, language, that I hope nobody ever has to read.


-ShneaSIG


Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?"
 
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We rebuild outdated equipment. Most days are spent polishing turds.
 
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eh-TEE-oh-clez
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Second entry:

I use as many words as possible to convey a simple meaning.
 
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I type stuff on a keyboard so a monitor displays different stuff.
 
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Eating elephants
one bite at a time
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A few months ago, my answer would have been that through a series of carefully orchestrated momements I persuaded copious quantities of felines to adhere to a routine. Problem is, I was told that saying such a thing wasn't acceptable.

So I...
 
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