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CoolRich59
Eschew Obfuscation
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Describe your job as boring and generic as possible. Bonus points of you can make it convoluted.

I'll start:

I allow signatures to be put on lists of promises.

(I'm an attorney working on commercial contracts.)

This is me - except I’m retired and don’t miss it at all!! Big Grin


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“One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell
 
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Steyn
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I decide who gets and who doesn’t get money from daddy gvt.
 
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Prefontaine
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I explain very complex things in very simple terms and have to repeat myself over, over, and over, and they still don’t get it.


What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
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Scoutmaster
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Write spreadsheets, and get yelled at.

I couldn't live without spreadsheets.



"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it"
- Judge Learned Hand, May 1944
 
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DrewR
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I fix people's mistakes.


Laughing in the face of danger is all well and good until danger laughs back.
 
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Phantom229
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I sit at an airport and watch planes fly.


Situation awareness is defined as a continuous extraction of environmental information, integration of this information with previous knowledge to form a coherent mental picture in directing further perception and anticipating future events. Simply put, situational awareness mean knowing what is going on around you.
 
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1lowlife
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I drive around and listen to the radio..
 
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ruger357
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I argue with assholes.


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Glock Certified Armorer
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sjtill
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I occasionally get phone calls from people I don't know who are worried.


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sigalert
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I write commercials you skip.




“Crisis is the rallying cry of the tyrant.” – James Madison

"Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." - Robert Louis Stevenson
 
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P210
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I’m marooned on a small island in the middle of a big ocean.
 
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EUROFAN
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I speak words. Many people listen.


NRA Life Member/GOA Life Member
 
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SPWAMike0317
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I am Mordac


Let me help you out. Which way did you come in?
 
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r0gue
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I read, delete, type and send emails.



 
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taco68
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I get to poke people daily.


Sigs P-220, P-226 9mm, & P-230SL (CCW)
 
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sig2392
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I tell people not to do stupid shit on computers.

When they don't listen they pay me to undo stupid shit other people did to computers cause they did stupid shit.
 
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Pale Horse
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I literally get paid to stare at walls.



“Everybody wants a Sig in the sheets but a Glock on the streets.” -bionic218 04-02-2014
 
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navyshooter
Low Speed, High Drag
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I go though boxes of used Helicopter parts looking for parts to keep Navy Helicopters flying.



"Blessed is he who when facing his own demise, thinks only of his front sight.”

Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem

Montani Semper Liberi
 
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cusingeorge
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I tell people how to use stain, because they can't or won't read the label.



My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
 
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DennisM
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I figure things out and then report on them to people who don't care.
 
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