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Describe your job as boring and generic as possible.
August 06, 2020, 06:31 PM
KeystonerDescribe your job as boring and generic as possible.
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Originally posted by mike28w:
Half of the big syringe , all of the little syringe, turn on the green gas ...... (anesthetist)
If you haven't read it, I recommend the book 'Counting Backwards.' I loved it.
The danger of baobabs is so little recognized. August 06, 2020, 06:35 PM
sigalertquote:
Originally posted by Pale Horse:
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Originally posted by sigalert:
I write commercials people skip through.
Just because we skip your commercials doesn’t mean we skip your posts too!
https://sigforum.com/eve/forums...630071374#1630071374
Huh. I thought I closed that window. Sorry.
“Crisis is the rallying cry of the tyrant.” – James Madison
"Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." - Robert Louis Stevenson August 06, 2020, 06:35 PM
Patrick-SP2022When I’m not spending time in meetings or preparing for them, I reject or fix code written by people who speak very little English.
August 06, 2020, 06:42 PM
Pale Horsequote:
Originally posted by sigalert:
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Originally posted by Pale Horse:
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Originally posted by sigalert:
I write commercials people skip through.
Just because we skip your commercials doesn’t mean we skip your posts too!
https://sigforum.com/eve/forums...630071374#1630071374
Huh. I thought I closed that window. Sorry.
I thought you were testing us to see if we ignored you here too
“Everybody wants a Sig in the sheets but a Glock on the streets.” -bionic218 04-02-2014
August 06, 2020, 06:48 PM
MNSIGI glue metal on teeth
August 06, 2020, 07:04 PM
Lord Vaalicquote:
Originally posted by LimaCharlie:
I am good at retiring.
I did military things for twenty-two years and retired.
I engineered things and took an early retirement and severance package.
I supervised a call center, service center, and credit & collections department and retired.
I sold real estate and retired.
I sold luxury brand cars and retired.
I was a consultant for a law enforcement agency and retired.
I worked at a LGS and retired.
Sooo.... Youre a quitter?
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day August 06, 2020, 10:30 PM
BB61quote:
Originally posted by pulicords:
I review what people say and evaluate it.
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Appellate court judge?
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August 06, 2020, 10:57 PM
ugeestaJust got put this here....
My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell. - Lester Burnham
We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye
Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
August 06, 2020, 11:12 PM
StorminNorminIf someone screws up, they get to talk to me. Then I have to write a long ass report.
NRA Benefactor Life Member August 06, 2020, 11:50 PM
DetonicsMk6quote:
Originally posted by odin:
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Babysitter with a badge
This is pretty close to what I do...... I'd describe my job as building sitter with a badge and gun!
The guy with a badge that even the most hard core criminals want to see.
August 07, 2020, 12:47 AM
StorminNorminquote:
Originally posted by DetonicsMk6:
The guy with a badge that even the most hard core criminals want to see.
This very well describes my job. Internal Affairs within corrections.
NRA Benefactor Life Member August 07, 2020, 01:56 AM
aileronI sell door knobs
August 07, 2020, 07:55 AM
reflex/deflex 64Aiding and abetting the distribution of the beetus.
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August 07, 2020, 10:20 AM
Garret BlaineI sit in a room and talk to some people to prepare for sitting in a room and talking to some people.
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August 07, 2020, 11:28 AM
08 CayenneI play Henry Ford.
August 07, 2020, 11:30 AM
rainman64I babysit Hindus.
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"He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod"
Compressions 9.5:1
August 07, 2020, 11:36 AM
wolfe 21I make steel hard, flat and shiny.
A Perpetual Disappointment...
August 07, 2020, 12:12 PM
signewtLong hours, no holidays, massive overtime, confusing repetitive conflicting management orders....yes dear....she's retired now too.
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August 07, 2020, 02:01 PM
slabsides45I try to make pet critters live longer.
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August 07, 2020, 03:06 PM
egregoreI buy POS cars some more time before they fall apart completely.
"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke