Their secondary problem's downright funny, though.

"We gotta stay on the ballot - we just suspended the campaign."

"But Biden's got it all sewn up."

"Right, but we get to collect delegates to force Biden to negotiate with us so that we get what we want even though everything we want will be an albatross around Joe's neck. And you gotta pay for the ballots, for the communications, for everything else we can make you pay for, 'cause that's only fair."

"So when does Joe get to concentrate on beating Trump?"

"When we're satisfied that we've gotten what we wanted. And if that takes until the general election, so be it - we're fighting for justice!"

OK, so that's more cheap schadenfreude, but I still love watching Democrats get Democratted.

Democrats hate democracy.

I have seen recently where people are pointing out that Joe Biden basically has turned over speaking duties to Lady Macbeth Jill Biden. He is so far gone, he cannot even speak clearly any longer and she has to speak for him during these reports out of his Delaware bunker.

What we need is “economic intercourse”!

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Originally posted by parabellum:
The real problem for the DNC is that after essentially forcing Sanders to drop out, if they then shit-can ol' Joe for someone else, the Sanders supporters will be so enraged, they will go from just not voting in the election, to voting for Donald Trump.

Think about it- "You made my guy drop out and now your senile choice is tanking? FUCK YOU!!"

Yep, I love it.

I'm both fearful and hopeful they just nominate someone else. Maybe Whitmer or Cuomo, they've both gotten more famous out of this, and would be better candidates. People would either galvanize behind this dark horse candidate or total DJT landslide. Not sure which is more likely.

For now, I'm just enjoying the shit show.

Someone should track down every major Dem who proclaimed "I believe her" regarding Kavenaugh's accuser and get them on camera saying whether or not they believe Biden's accuser. These clips should be the cornerstone for every congressional race in 2020.

^^^ Really. Those charges are only 30 years old, rather than 40 years old.

Hillary Clinton teases she'll be 'surprise guest' at Biden town hall, as endorsement expected

I guess with the recent news, she's determined he's a guy she can really relate to. I'm sure she has some good techniques to teach him on intimating rape witnesses.

Notice how he closes his eyes and says “look”, it’s almost like he’s begging his own brain to work and it just cannot.

This is getting sad and cringeworthy.

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Originally posted by darthfuster:
Democrats hate democracy.

Fundamental principles of democrats.

1. Rules for thee, but not for me. Tis good to be king. Some animals are more equal.

2. Tell a lie big enough and often enough, the people will believe it.

3. If it wasn't for double standards, we would have no standards.

*******Babylon Bee*******



"WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic presumptive presidential nominee Joe Biden was cleared in federal court today of charges that some claimed were based upon credible allegations of sexual assault when the judge quickly realized that Joe Biden was not a Republican...."

“...This is a victory for the judicial standard in our country of assuming the accused are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law,” stated Alyssa Milano. “We always need to maintain this standard of maintaining silence and withholding judgment on such cases when it is convenient and maintains our narratives.”

“I believe and hear you, Joe” she added.

At publishing time, celebrities were circulating a video in which they were singing individual lines of "Imagine" off-key in support of the rich, old, white male Democrat who was promising to take down the bad orange man."

https://babylonbee.com/news/ju...&utm_campaign=buffer

https://hotair.com/archives/al...push-vice-president/

Stacey Abrams, a former Georgia lawmaker and unsuccessful candidate for governor, has been privately calling Democratic powerbrokers, asking them to tell Biden campaign officials that she should be vice president, according to multiple labor leaders familiar with the discussions…

But navigating the Biden campaign’s internal politics may be tricky for Abrams given Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms’ close relationships with Biden brass. Lance Bottoms has long been an Abrams rival, declining to endorse her in the 2018 gubernatorial primary and speaking positively about her opponent, Stacey Evans.

What’s embarrassing is that (a) she’s campaigning not just privately but publicly, via a media tour that’s brought her to “The View” and various print publications, and (b) she’s a longshot but her ubiquity gives the impression that she’s a short-lister, which means her campaign for the job seems destined to end with perceptions that she’s been “snubbed” by Biden when she’s not chosen.

It’s not just that she’s being unusually candid about her ambition, in other words. It’s that she risks doing actual damage to Biden and Democratic party unity by treating her VP chances as a sort of litmus test of racial progress even though she’s surely aware how unusual it would be for a politician who’s held neither federal nor statewide office to be chosen as vice president.

^^ Little surprise there - Biden's getting what Thom Wolfe used to refer to as "Mau Mau'ed". The problem with her theory is that Biden could pick any number of veep candidates, including black women, who would relegate Stacey to an utterly forgotten also-ran without breaking a sweat.

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Keisha Lance Bottoms

This would be manna from heaven for those of us addicted to childish bathroom humor.

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Originally posted by az4783054:
biden is getting 'expert' advice from al sharpton. what could go wrong.

https://www.nationalreview.com...ck-his-running-mate/

Good catch!

Well, that's it, the whole Biden sexual assault scandal is over - Nancy Pelosi says she's "satisfied" with Biden's explanation and endorses him.

http://www.yahoo.com/news/pelo...idens-195737464.html

Biden actually accomplished something no one else has achieved... If he could only mute her for the next 6 months, his polls would likely rise 10 points.

Watch the scum circle the wagons. Watch the campaign circle the drain.

Breaking News:

Biden denies claims of digital rape - says he only listens to a phonograph and doesn't know how to use the internet.

Regarding Stacey's push (or is it a "putsch"?) to be anointed VP, Rep. Lacy Clay (D - Mo), nailed it:

“You know, at the race track, you cannot show up at the winner’s window with loser’s tickets. You haven’t won anything. You can’t show up at the winner’s window with loser’s tickets and demand anything. ”

“I’ll tell you what is somewhat offensive to me, is when you are marketing yourself as a VP candidate,” Clay added, stating that “for you to be out there marketing and putting on a PR campaign that way, I think it’s inappropriate.”

https://dailycaller.com/2020/0...abrams-vp-joe-biden/

Lacy Clay is a pretty funny guy. He's a reliable Democrat but he's a decent guy and will work with his Republican colleagues when he can.