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Conservative Behind Enemy Lines |
'I'm Proud To Select Hillary Clinton As My Running Mate,' Says Joe Biden While Covered In Laser Dots WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden has finally announced his running mate: Hillary Clinton. He made the selection while several laser dots were carefully trained on his vital organs. "I'm proud to select Hillary Clinton as my running mate," he said, wiping sweat from his brow. "She's a good gal, real swell. No malarkey from her. And in no way am I being coerced to make this statement, and my family certainly isn't in any kind of trouble. Please do not hurt me." "No, it's simply that I think Clinton will make a great vice president," he said, gulping. "Is it hot in here?" After the press conference, Clinton offered him a ride in a special car just for him. He declined but was told it's an offer he can't refuse. The car was last seen heading down toward the docks. Babylon Bee Link Of all the enemies that the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst. | |||
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Interesting twist for Joe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy84FpqNFtU ____________________________________________________ The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart. | |||
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Peace through superior firepower |
None of it matters. Joe Biden will never be POTUS. It doesn't matter who he chooses for his VP. It doesn't matter what he says or what he does or how demented he becomes. He has no chance of winning. | |||
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Do you think he will be the democratic candidate Para? _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Peace through superior firepower |
Yes And if the DNC chooses someone else, that person will lose- no matter who it is. Donald Trump will be a two term POTUS. It's obvious, been obvious for quite a long time. | |||
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Only thing I fear is a mail in election and it gets rigged. Not sure exactly how but the dems seem to have ways. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Gracie Allen is my personal savior! |
Thus the option needs to be blocked. That may not require just a federal effort but a series of battles at the state level. | |||
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This is not going away for Joey Fingers. Tara's mother called in the same week the POS assaulted her. https://www.foxnews.com/politi...t-accuser-tara-reade | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Hehe... ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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The Whack-Job Whisperer |
But I thought "all victims are to be believed!"? How come this isn't on The View? The dems and their lap dog medias hypocrisy knows no bounds. Regards 18DAI 7+1 Rounds of hope and change | |||
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Be not wise in thine own eyes |
This Joe Biden song is hilarious. https://twitter.com/bobslesson...831734560534528?s=21 “We’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration…President Obama’s administration before this. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,” Pres. Select, Joe Biden “Let’s go, Brandon” Kelli Stavast, 2 Oct. 2021 | |||
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Yep, they are reving up the old #metoo bus for old Joe..... As Para points out, it won't matter who they run but my money is on someone other than Joe sitting on the top of their ticket before the Dem convention is over. ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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Al Sharpton is excited that Biden is taking his advice on picking a black woman for V.P. 57:227 ( Could it beeeeee ... STACEY ABRAMS?) OAN Newsroom UPDATED 11:16 AM PT — Monday, April 27, 2020 Presumptive Democrat nominee Joe Biden is reportedly taking the advice of Reverend Al Sharpton about his pick for a running mate. https://youtu.be/aA3BEwAtnfc ____________________ | |||
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I'm beginning to wonder if this is the way the Dem's finally get rid of ole Slow Joe given it isn't going away. Regardless, what a shit show going through something like 20 primary candidates to settle on one old man that eventually has to withdrawal due to a sexual assault allegation. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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Gracie Allen is my personal savior! |
^^ Politically the Dems may not actually be able to make the shit show go away or ignore it. OTOH, a black woman running for Veep might well be just enough of a token for most Donkeys. | |||
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Stacey Abrams has already said if Joe doesn't pick HER as his VP choice, he's a racist. "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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Banned for being genuinely stupid |
When did Stacey say that? | |||
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Stacey Abrams. Just how fucking unqualified do you have to be to be the VP candidate. That’s a joke right? Kamala is a BJ nightmare but Stacey Abrams? I’d rather have Stephanie Abrams from the weather channel for fucks sake. | |||
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I saw it on the news on Saturday, I think. "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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Ol’ Joe has painted himself into the corner. | |||
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