Pretty funny.

Biden Calls A Lid Until Election Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/bi...d-until-election-day



WILMINGTON, DE—Having completed the final presidential debate, Biden’s campaign has now announced they’re calling a lid until Election Day.

“Biden needs the next eleven days to prepare for his acceptance speech,” Biden’s campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon told reporters as she kept an eye on poll numbers. “So do not try to ask him questions or get statements from him, because that’s just going to confuse him.”

Dillon then offered that reporters could instead talk to Kamala Harris, but no one wanted to talk to Kamala Harris. They really had a number of questions for Biden, but Dillion explained that there is now a time lock on Biden’s basement and that it would be impossible to open the door and get to him before Election Day evening. “Just basic campaign stuff,” Dillion explained.

Campaign aides are working feverishly to help Biden recoup from his exhausting debate with Trump and are hoping to keep him going at least until the inauguration when they will likely impeach him for corruption if he's still alive at that point.

President Donald Trump later came by to make fun of Biden for hiding but was unable to find him due to the blacked-out curtains in every window of the mansion.

Check out this horse shit that came in the mail today:

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Check out this horse shit that came in the mail today:

What da hell!

Edit, found this:
https://www.propublica.org/art...s-wish-it-would-stop

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The applications were from the Washington, D.C.-based Center for Voter Information, which, along with its sister organization, the Voter Participation Center, is conducting a massive campaign to register voters and promote mail-in voting. The nonprofits aim to send 340 million pieces of mail this election cycle, with a focus on two dozen key states. The groups describe themselves as nonpartisan, but they were founded by a former Democratic operative, and the organization has spent at least $47,142 this cycle to promote former Vice President Joe Biden’s presidential bid and $40,065 supporting other Democrats, according to public filings.

"The Center for Voter Information." What a grossly ironic name.

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Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
Check out this horse shit that came in the mail today:

I got 2 of them today.Does that mean I can vote for Trump 2x on the 2nd?

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Originally posted by wcb6092:
Pretty funny.

Biden Calls A Lid Until Election Day

Maybe Joe is working on a different kind of lid

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Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
Check out this horse shit that came in the mail today:

I think I got one of those in the mail Friday. If it wasn't the same thing it was something from a very similarily named organization.

Can't say for sure as I just trashed it like I do all other political mailers, not like that's any different than most of the other crap that shows up on my mailbox.

Yes, Biden thought he was running against Bush, but it wasn't his fault. The Russians hacked his teleprompter.

He's "....writing his acceptance speech..." Arrogant ass. What was that Granny use to say about counting your chickens? Regards 18DAI

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Originally posted by ersatzknarf:
Check out this horse shit that came in the mail today:

I got the same thing. They are really desperate!!

https://www.breitbart.com/poli...stitutional-changes/

Norah O’Donnell: I was listening to one of your podcasts and you said we need some revolutionary, institutional changes . Like what?

Joe Biden: Well, for example, I think we have to fundamentally change the way in which we deal with– institutional racism

For example– one of the hardest things, beyond police issues, there’s the issue of accumulation of wealth. There’s an awful lot of Black Americans who are equally as– they’re as qualified as white Americans based on the same status they’re in in terms of economic opportunity but they don’t get a chance.

So, for example, if we just made every corporation pay minimum 15% tax; you got 91 pay no tax. That raises over $400 billion. I can send every single qualified person to a four-year college in their state for $150 billion. I can make sure every single person who qualifies community college can go and we still have a lotta money left over. That’s what I mean by significant institutional changes.

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so does every idea Biden have involve pandering to the black community ?

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Originally posted by 18DAI:
He's "....writing his acceptance speech..." Arrogant ass. What was that Granny use to say about counting your chickens? Regards 18DAI

That article was from the Babylon Bee.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1320818036216123394

video at link

Biden: on his relaxed campaign schedule: “We’re constantly — there has not been a day that hasn’t been a 12-hour day yet.”

Yea maybe 12 hours of nappy time....

'You'll Bury Everyone Involved': Bobulinski Recorded Biden Operatives Begging Him To Stay Quiet, Set To Release Tues

https://www.zerohedge.com/poli...gging-him-stay-quiet

Former Biden insider Tony Bobulinski allegedly has a recording of Biden family operatives begging him to stay quiet, or he will "bury" the reputations of everyone involved in Hunter's overseas dealings.

According to The Federalist's Sean Davis, Bobulinski will play the tape on Fox News' "Tucker Carlson Tonight" on Tuesday, when Carlson will devote his show 'entirely' to an interview with the Biden whistleblower.

According to the former Biden insider, he was introduced to Joe Biden by Hunter, and they had an hour-long meeting where they discussed the Biden's business plans with the Chinese, with which he says Joe was "plainly familiar at least at a high level."

Text messages from Bobulinski also reveal an effort to conceal Joe Biden's involvement in Hunter's business dealings, while Tony has also confirmed that the "Big guy" described in a leaked email is none other than Joe Biden himself.

Of course, aside from the corruption allegations, Hunter Biden's laptop allegedly contained child porn, which the FBI sat on for nine months after a Delaware computer repair shop owner turned it over to them, only to approach Congress - and finally Rudy Giuliani, when nobody else would take action.

OAN's @ChanelRion
confirms photos and videos on Hunter's laptop are of his niece, Natalie Biden, daughter of Beau Biden, Hunter's deceased brother. She was 14-years-old at the time the pictures and videos were taken.

More at link.

Joe the idiot

https://www.foxnews.com/politi...stices-supreme-court

Former Vice President Joe Biden indicated on Monday that he might be open to shifting Supreme Court justices to lower courts if elected president, noting that he hadn't made any "judgement" yet on the issue.

“There is some literature among constitutional scholars about the possibility of going from one court to another court, not just always staying the whole time in the Supreme Court but I have made no judgement," Biden said at a campaign stop in Chester, Pennsylvania.

He went on to say that "there are just a group of serious constitutional scholars, have a number of ideas how we should proceed from this point on."

Didn't Biden say once that Obama was a "serious constitutional scholar"?

Comment on twitter lol:

"Biden is outraged Republicans moved ahead with the confirmation of Sandra Day O'Connor".

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I haven't laughed that loud and that long for quite awhile. Thanks, feersum!



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