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Originally posted by trapper189:
The found a note in the cell:

My son didn't do this.

Signed:

Epstien's Mother

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Originally posted by trapper189:
The found a note in the cell:

My son didn't do this.

Signed:

Epstien's Mother

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

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ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

With both the AG and IG investigations into this, two things can be surmised. One is that it will be a long time before the results will be released because that is how those two agencies operate and two, they both rely on the FBI for evidence and witness interviews. With the current sullied reputation of the FBI the results will be looked at as being suspect from the get go. That said, I'll just put this out of my mind and hope the Seattle Mariners pull off the greatest comeback in sports history.

Jim

I hope this is The Onion.

Didn't Eppy wish for his head and peter to be removed upon his death for later reanimation or cloning or general admiration or something? Where are these now?

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Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
I hope this is The Onion.

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When someone dies, a medical examiner or coroner has the responsibility to determine the cause and “manner” of death. The cause is often apparent, such as a gunshot wound, traffic crash, fall from a height, etc., but not always. In this case it may be possible to determine that what’s his face died from strangulation, and possibly due to hanging. Strangulation doesn’t always make that clear, though.

And something for everyone—especially the conspiracists—to keep in mind is that the finding of the manner of death will normally be based on the available evidence. The traditional manners of death are natural, accident, suicide, homicide, and undetermined. If the evidence is that the individual was found hanging from an improvised ligature in a cell by himself, for example, it would usually be perverse for an ME to decide the manner of death was anything but suicide. We might speculate that some number of guards conspired to enter the cell to kill the inmate and make it look like suicide—all without attracting the attention of other inmates or of guards who weren’t involved in the murder. In the absence of evidence of a struggle or something else that would support that notion, however, that would be highly unlikely and therefore unlikely to be the ME’s conclusion.

Keep in mind too is that any finding by an ME in a case like this will be analyzed to death by others. Declaring that someone in the middle of a large lake with hands and feet tied together and two bullet holes in the back of the head was “the worst case of suicide I ever saw” would open the ME up to universal ridicule, not to mention the probable loss of his job.

I haven’t worked in federal prisons but I’ve worked in state prisons and can tell you they’re not as secure as you would think. Guards are fired/reprimanded all the time for allowing things to go on and/or things to be brought in/taken out of prison.

Did Epstein actually kill himself? I don’t know but I’ll wait for the results of the investigation.

Vinnie Bobberino and Horshack are really missing their classmate.

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Originally posted by PowerSurge:
Did Epstein actually kill himself? I don’t know but I’ll wait for the results of the investigation.

That makes you just about the only guy around here without an opinion on the matter.

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Originally posted by parabellum:

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Originally posted by Hobbs:
Feds investigating Feds. I think it's in good hands y'all.

Y'see? If the results of the investigation do not say that Epstein died by homicide, some of you simply will refuse to accept the results of the investigation, so, you will get whatever answer you desire to have, simply by choosing to disbelieve facts in evidence. Just as with the Dems and the Mueller Report, you will demand further investigations, and then even further investigations until you get the answer you desire.

This is fascinating, to be quite honest.

The authorities say that Epstein was alone in his cell and killed himself. Occam's Razor says that Epstein was alone in his cell and killed himself, but conspiracy is soooo much more interesting and cynical, and makes those who are claiming conspiracy to appear so very wise and worldly.

In a strange way, it is almost sorta like the #Resistance weenies, sure that President Trump can’t really be President because ... uh ... shrugs ... scratches head ... uh ... Orange Man BAD!

I have no idea what happened, other than it appears there is no argument that Jeffrey Epstein is dead. Maybe we’ll get conclusive and consistent information from the many investigations. Maybe we won’t. We won’t know either way for a little while, so not much sense getting spun up now.

I asked Sigmonkey’s 8 ball if HRC was responsible for Epstein’s demise. It replied, “Not according to my sources.” I reckon that beats anything Brian Williams has to report.

Someone quoted me so I'll respond.

And so it is that people put words into my posts and read into it what they will. Quote a post I made where I said there was a conspiracy. I'll wait. What I said was I don't rule out ANYTHING at this point and await the report findings. Interesting that the medical examiner won't rule on the cause of death without further information.

As far as Fed on Fed investigations, it's been covered on SF under different circumstances in the past and depending on who the players are and the findings, folks here are either skeptical or embrace it.

Yes, this is fascinating indeed. Para picked me as a target of his comments, often making statements concerning my posts that had nothing to do with my posts or thoughts. and I think folks are feeding off that. Dude had ample reason to off himself as has been pointed out. Apparently someone in the federal jail system missed the obvious. To use Para's term ... a paradox?

Who are you talking about? Who quoted you? For a guy who has left a thread, you sure are present.

No one asked you to leave the thread. That was your deal, but you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

Are you in, or are you out? If you're out, that means no more posts in this thread, no matter if you're quoted by others in every single post.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Who are you talking about? Who quoted you? For a guy who has left a thread, you sure are present.

No one asked you to leave the thread. That was your deal, but you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

Are you in, or are you out? If you're out, that means no more posts in this thread, no matter if you're quoted by others in every single post.

5th post up, slosig ... I'm in

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Originally posted by Hobbs:
Para picked me as a target of his comments, often making statements concerning my posts that had nothing to do with my posts or thoughts. and I think folks are feeding off that.

Don't make me out to be the boogeyman, or you will be leaving this thread. 10-4?

You're not being "targeted" for anything. Anyone posting in a contentious thread in this forum should be prepared to defend their position. No one is singling you out.

10-4 ... I understand

As a great man recently said: “we choose truth over facts.”