Para, you have the best sense of humor"......that pic of two docs....and then the other one of two docks....omg I was laughing out loud over here. I’m sure Mrs. Mike thinks I’m crazy.

Some people can’t get it thru their head. He was guilty as sin, that’s why he offed himself...and there were no secret movies hidden in a safe everyone ....if there was, he wouldn’t have offed himself...

Yeah, the guy went from a life of extreme luxury and hedonism, to a stale bologna sandwich in a stinking jail cell. He was facing 50 years in prison, meaning for him that he would die in prison. That's a scenario for suicide if ever I saw one.

^^^Exactly, and he was surrounded by fellow inmates who may have been robbers, thieves, murderers, etc. who viewed him as being something between the level of whale shit and the ocean floor.

Pretty sure the guards just got the instructions backwards...

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Originally posted by DonDraper:
Pretty sure the guards just got the instructions backwards...

That may be a clue!

Who knew Epstein was a homely lesbian?

I am going straight to Hell for laughing and then reposting that meme.

Most likely.

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Originally posted by parabellum:

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Feds investigating Feds. I think it's in good hands y'all.

Y'see? If the results of the investigation do not say that Epstein died by homicide, some of you simply will refuse to accept the results of the investigation

Here are beginning and end excerpts from this Wall Street Journal article Conspiracy Theories Fly Online in Wake of Epstein Death which is subtitled "The slow process of investigating facts can’t keep pace with the rapid spread of unfounded conspiracy theories on social media":

"The death of Jeffrey Epstein set off a wave of conspiracy theories online that demonstrate both how social media fuels misinformation and threatens to erode public acceptance of the results of any investigation."

// bulk of article omitted, just this ending paragraph posted

“As long as major questions remain unanswered” about Mr. Epstein, Mr. Broderick said, “many people will formulate their own answers, whether or not those are rooted in truth.”

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This is fascinating, to be quite honest.

It turns out that around 3/4ths of the financially related accounts that I follow on Twitter - bond traders, commodity traders, Chartered Financial Analysts, precious metal analysts and traders, and such - all have their own unique ideas about what happened to Epstein or his current whereabouts. I'm tired of this on my Twitter feed and am muting any Tweet with "Epstein" in it, choosing to follow this topic instead.

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
The answer everyone has been looking for...

That's a sharp site Sigmonkey. I asked it "Did Colonel Mustard kill Epstein in the billiard room with a candlestick?", and its answer was "Very Doubtful".

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Originally posted by rh:

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
The answer everyone has been looking for...

That's a sharp site Sigmonkey. I asked it "Did Colonel Mustard kill Epstein in the billiard room with a candlestick?", and its answer was "Very Doubtful".

I was told to ask again later. I think the 8-ball was in on it.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Everybody's an expert on prisons now....

Interesting to know how many people on this forum (this thread) have been in a Federal Detention Center?

I once was scolded for getting my client a bag of chips in FDC Miami during a client visit (and it was their vending machine).

Does the name Abe Reles mean anything to anyone? The canary who could could sing, but couldn't fly.

Waiting in the checkout line, I glanced over to notice the gossip papers. The idea has been put forth that a body double was substituted and Epstein was sent to Ramstein AFB only to be seen in the tractor beam of a departing ufo.

I figured this was nuts until I remembered the all to real article on BatBoy!

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Originally posted by BBMW:
Does the name Abe Reles mean anything to anyone? The canary who could could sing, but couldn't fly.

Yes, I know who is Abe Reles. He was thrown or he jumped from a jail cell window and landed on his face on a pea gravel-covered roof, as I recall. The pics are available online, I'm sure.

How is this the same thing? Epstein was alone in his cell. His scary roomie had been transferred out.

Nice try.

He's was already a convicted sex offender in FL. I assume that means his fingerprints and DNA are in the databases. That's going to make faking his death REALLY difficult.

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Originally posted by recoatlift:
Waiting in the checkout line, I glanced over to notice the gossip papers. The idea has been put forth that a body double was substituted and Epstein was sent to Ramstein AFB only to be seen in the tractor beam of a departing ufo.

I figured this was nuts until I remembered the all to real article on BatBoy!

You're correct in that likely this is what it seems. A chomo who has nothing to lose offing himself instead of subjecting himself to the results of his actions.

But I did want to point out that there is a precedent for people who pose a threat to other powerful people, who are under guard in secure situations, mysteriously and suspiciously getting dead in ways that can be written off as suicide.

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Originally posted by parabellum:

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Originally posted by BBMW:
Does the name Abe Reles mean anything to anyone? The canary who could could sing, but couldn't fly.

Yes, I know who is Abe Reles. He was thrown or he jumped from a jail cell window and landed on his face on a pea gravel-covered roof, as I recall. The pics are available online, I'm sure.

How is this the same thing? Epstein was alone in his cell. His scary roomie had been transferred out.

Nice try.

Area 51 now? Can we please stick to reality? Until Epstein whizzes by you in a UFO, can we please shelve the crazy talk? Jeez Louise.

The found a note in the cell:

My son didn't do this.

Signed:

Epstien's Mother