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Originally posted by pbslinger:
Wonder how long the list is of things Juicy is not, other than suicidal.

Juicy is not:

Smart

Honest

Courageous

Willing to accept responsibility for his behavior

Innocent of the crimes which he was found guilty

Employable

Free to go to Subway at two in the morning or any other time of day

He'll try anything! 'Immuno-compromised' Jussie Smollett complains about the risk of COVID in jail and says psych ward is harming his mental health as his lawyers ask for him to be freed (again) just five days into his 75 day sentence

Five days into his 75 day jail sentence, Jussie Smollett is now complaining that he is at risk of COVID in jail and is worried about his mental health so should be let out early.

Smollett, 39, is being held in the medical unit of the Cook County Jail.

His family say he is being held in the psych ward and that there's a note on the door of his cell saying he is at risk of self-harm - which they insist isn't true.

They say it speaks to Smollett's courtroom outburst where he insisted he wasn't suicidal and claimed if anything happened to him in jail, it was at someone else's hand.

Now, the family is asking for him to be released again. They submitted an emergency motion in the appellate court on Monday, claiming he should never have been convicted.

*more at link*



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Since then, Smollett's family say they have received threats about him.

They received one over voicemail and released it to the media on Monday.

The caller used racist and homophobic slurs, calling Smollett the N word and a 'f****t'. They said they hoped someone 'takes care' of him in jail. (eta: Hmmm…the attacker?!?!)

Smollett's sentence is an eighth of what it could have been.

I’m hearing the beginning theme music to Beretta right now…


“Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time”

The psych ward is harming his mental health? Sounds like he needs to go to the psych ward.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
The psych ward is harming his mental health? Sounds like he needs to go to the psych ward.

It is what it is … lol said the Bodhisattva

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The psych ward is harming his mental health? Sounds like he needs to go to the psych ward.

That will no doubt be the most Joseph Heller like thing I read this week. Love it.

I don't think being in jail or a psych ward would be good for me, either. But I also wouldn't think that should get me out of the pokey if I had been convicted.

The judge won't go for it. He know perfectly well every prisoner would make these ridiculous claims if they had the money to be able to afford it.

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Originally posted by SIGnified:

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Originally posted by parabellum:
The psych ward is harming his mental health? Sounds like he needs to go to the psych ward.

It is what it is … lol said the Bodhisattva

Shit, now Steely Dan will be playing in my head all day...

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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:

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The psych ward is harming his mental health? Sounds like he needs to go to the psych ward.

That will no doubt be the most Joseph Heller like thing I read this week. Love it.

“That's some catch, that Catch-22,' he observed.
'It's the best there is,' Doc Daneeka agreed.
Yossarian saw it clearly in all its spinning reasonableness. There was an elliptical precision about its perfect pairs of parts that was graceful and shocking, like good modern art, and at times Yossarian wasn't quite sure that he saw it at all, just the way he was never quite sure about good modern art…”

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Five days into his 75 day jail sentence

Five down already???

My, how time flies when we're having fun.

Four days, actually. Smollett was not processed until past 7 PM on Thursday. That day does not count.

And it's 75 days if he can behave himself. Does this latest news suggest to you that he is behaving himself?

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Since then, Smollett's family say they have received threats about him.

They received one over voicemail and released it to the media on Monday.

The caller used racist and homophobic slurs, calling Smollett the N word and a 'f****t'. They said they hoped someone 'takes care' of him in jail. (eta: Hmmm…the attacker?!?!)

This sounds familiar. I wonder if they're angling to get an adjoining cell.

If I was the warden at the Graybar Hotel that will be js’s home-away-from-home for a while I would issue only MAGA gear for him to wear and use!

MAGA -

Hat
Pajamas
Underwear
T-shirts
Hoodie sweatshirt & pants
Drinking cups
Coffee mug
Tray, plate, bowl and flatware
Toothbrush
Sheet set and pillow cases
Footwear
Toothbrush and toothpaste
The Art of the Deal

And hang lots of awesome pictures on PDJT (and Melania) in his cell!

Yeah js, ESAD you worthless POS!!!

He'll be freed at 75 days.

Why? Because jailers are people too.

Out after the minimum time gets him out of the jail and gone, the staff don't have to deal with his racist narcissistic self.

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Originally posted by 6guns:

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Since then, Smollett's family say they have received threats about him.

They received one over voicemail and released it to the media on Monday.

The caller used racist and homophobic slurs, calling Smollett the N word and a 'f****t'. They said they hoped someone 'takes care' of him in jail. (eta: Hmmm…the attacker?!?!)

This sounds familiar. I wonder if they're angling to get an adjoining cell.

Yes, normal people would have learned by this point that fabricated claims of this nature do them no good. Then again, these people have demonstrated quite clearly that they are not normal.

Now, what I would like is for the police to investigate their claim, and trace that call. Really, I would like this very much.

The caller was definitely wearing a MAGA hat. Oh, and white too.

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The caller used racist and homophobic slurs, calling Smollett the N word and a 'f****t'. They said they hoped someone 'takes care' of him in jail

Police / FBI / DoJ / U.S. Marshalls should go interrogate the two brothers who were the original racist MAGA fanatics.




cause, you know, criminals keep using the same MO. over and over. Ain't that right, Jussie ?

Actually, I think they should interrogate Smollett's friends and family. I'm not buying this bullshit for one single second. They've already proven themselves to be a dishonest clan err family.

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Originally posted by SIGnified:
The caller was definitely wearing a MAGA hat. Oh, and white too.

When they processed Juicy on Thursday, did they find a noose in his caboose?

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Originally posted by parabellum:

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Originally posted by SIGnified:
The caller was definitely wearing a MAGA hat. Oh, and white too.

When they processed Juicy on Thursday, did they find a noose in his caboose?

That might just be his new Jailhouse Nickname
"Caboose"...