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Describe your job as boring and generic as possible.
August 05, 2020, 07:47 PM
ARMT GuyDescribe your job as boring and generic as possible.
I mostly stand around all day and make sure things are right.
"Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me."
August 05, 2020, 07:48 PM
EasyFireSadly I don't really do anything. Perhaps occasionally I tell people to contact someone else. I am not highly rewarded. ☹️
August 05, 2020, 07:50 PM
PykerI used to stop people having fun - according to them
(cop)
August 05, 2020, 07:52 PM
Mars_Attacks[Forest Gump voice] I make stickers [/Forest Gump voice]
I'm the Director Of Digital Graphics and color scientist for an ADA wayfinding architectural firm.
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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
August 05, 2020, 08:31 PM
monoblokAll workday long I tell people that they can't buy from me any of the things that they're after.
(Gun Shop 'Ningee', senior grade sub-class D and a third)
-MG
August 05, 2020, 08:32 PM
BOATTRASH1I’m a domestic that maintains and operates the freakin boat! And has the license that makes me responsible for everything.
August 05, 2020, 08:34 PM
hlb14Make tall grass short.
August 05, 2020, 08:35 PM
casI supervise workers I never actually see working.
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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.
August 05, 2020, 08:37 PM
AglifterWrite spreadsheets, and get yelled at.
August 05, 2020, 08:49 PM
sigmonkeyThink and do for those who can't and won't.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! August 05, 2020, 09:18 PM
fgwilliams1Count pour stick
GW.
August 05, 2020, 09:28 PM
mikeyspizzaTransform EngineerSpeak into Plain English (before I retired)
August 05, 2020, 09:30 PM
ugeestaI look at pages of drawings and tell the people that paid for those drawings that they can’t afford what is drawn. Then I give them ideas on how to save so they can afford something. Then I get called a dream crusher. (Construction Estimator for a Development firm)
We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye
Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
August 05, 2020, 09:32 PM
RoboVI work on different types of machines that move cash and checks around.
It's generally not too exciting but could get pretty exciting if someone decided they wanted to make an illegal withdrawal of cash from a machine I'm working on.
"Lion Heart is all heart, Smarty Jones is all out!!!"
August 05, 2020, 09:33 PM
topherhIn my best Hank Hill voice.
"I sell water meters and water meter accesories"
August 05, 2020, 09:37 PM
YooperSigsI pet my cat, ride my scooter and play with guns.
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
August 05, 2020, 09:38 PM
mdblantonI watch paint dry.
Polymer Scientist - design/formulate coatings and conduct failure analysis.
Fun thread.
Michael
August 05, 2020, 10:06 PM
ersatzknarfI take scant or vague information and turn it into a cost or sometimes a price, then have to often defend it in extremely great detail most often to the very people who made the request by providing said scant or vague information.
At least I have a job
August 05, 2020, 10:22 PM
ShneaSIGquote:
Originally posted by Aeteocles:
Second entry:
I use as many words as possible to convey a simple meaning.
Could also be "I read stuff so other people don't have to."
-ShneaSIG
Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" August 05, 2020, 10:37 PM
Bob RII tell people whether or not what they are reading is credible.