Describe your job as boring and generic as possible.

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August 05, 2020, 04:56 PM

trapper189

Describe your job as boring and generic as possible.

I follow directions as well as add, subtract, multiply, and divide.

Sig P229R 9mm - Sig P365 NRA
Sig P320C 9mm - Sig P320 FS .40

August 05, 2020, 05:09 PM

VictimNoMore

I fly a device through the air that records pretty pictures, and also counts rocks.

August 05, 2020, 05:18 PM

odin

quote:
Babysitter with a badge

This is pretty close to what I do...... I'd describe my job as building sitter with a badge and gun!

August 05, 2020, 05:19 PM

4x5

I tell a computer what to do, in a language it understands.

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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August 05, 2020, 05:22 PM

ArtieS

I write down what people have agreed to.

Like Aeteocles, I am a commercial attorney.

"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."

Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.

August 05, 2020, 05:25 PM

gw3971

Drive around and look official. Job exists to make feds happy.

There are 3 kinds of people, those that understand numbers and those that don't.

August 05, 2020, 05:28 PM

bigdeal

Chaos management. I'm a senior project manager.

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Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter

August 05, 2020, 05:29 PM

medic451

I undo Darwinism, and sometimes hurt my back doing it.

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
- John Wayne in "The Shootist"

August 05, 2020, 05:30 PM

FHHM213

I measure and communicate others’ performance.

August 05, 2020, 05:45 PM

Jeff Yarchin

Buy pet supplies,
sell pet supplies.

August 05, 2020, 05:46 PM

Warhorse

I collect pension and social security checks.

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August 05, 2020, 05:49 PM

ShneaSIG

I write long, boring documents full of long, boring, language, that I hope nobody ever has to read.

-ShneaSIG

Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?"

August 05, 2020, 05:51 PM

ewills

We rebuild outdated equipment. Most days are spent polishing turds.

August 05, 2020, 05:51 PM

Aeteocles

Second entry:

I use as many words as possible to convey a simple meaning.

August 05, 2020, 05:55 PM

Bytes

I type stuff on a keyboard so a monitor displays different stuff.

August 05, 2020, 06:07 PM

ffips

A few months ago, my answer would have been that through a series of carefully orchestrated momements I persuaded copious quantities of felines to adhere to a routine. Problem is, I was told that saying such a thing wasn't acceptable.

So I...