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Well, I freely admit that my experience with melees is seriously limited. One could be excused for interpreting that as "non-existent".

So, knowing that someone at SF knows the answer to any possible question, I'll ask:

What IS the recommended melee weapon for a fat, inexperienced, tired old man with bad joints and a hyper-developed sense of self-preservation?




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Well, since sharks with friggen' lasers on their heads doesn't qualify as a melee weapon, I'm gonna' have to go with a short cut and thrust sword, like a Gladius, or maybe a Wakizashi.

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Cold Steel gladius. This is NOT a flimsy machete and is an excellent thrusting weapon.



Or my Cold Steel Assegai; it started as the short shaft version but now sports about a 4’ shaft for around 5’ overall. Nasty piece of business.







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Something like this.




 
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3' wrecking bar. Oh the damage I've done with that bad boy...



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Fiskars X27 Super Splitting Axe. 36" handle for reach or defense, non-slip grip with a nicely flared knob and lanyard hole for control, sharp edge for cutting, head profile designed for easy release from "material" and a solid pole for bashing when cutting isn't preferred. 6.5 pounds so it will wield quicker than a fire axe.

Now, for an assault axe, I'd want a lighter, shorter axe with a 2-ish pound head, but you said melee, so longer and heavier it is.

It's even easy to clean...



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Another good choice is any pair of medium range hand weapons wielded escrima-style. (The word escrima actually means, "skirmish".) Double-baton, double-short sword, even double-knife in a pinch.



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Ice axe.



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a firefighters pike pole in the 4 or 6 foot length. A point, and a hook.
 
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I like my Kukri, then there is my Council Tools Dayton axe.




 
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Arming sword, I think. Looks light enough for me to handle, pretty durable, cutty on both sides and stabby at the pointy end.

 
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Fiskars clearing axe


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Or my Cold Steel Assegai; it started as the short shaft version but now sports about a 4’ shaft for around 5’ overall. Nasty piece of business.


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Originally posted by PHPaul:
Well, I freely admit that my experience with melees is seriously limited. One could be excused for interpreting that as "non-existent".

So, knowing that someone at SF knows the answer to any possible question, I'll ask:

What IS the recommended melee weapon for a fat, inexperienced, tired old man with bad joints and a hyper-developed sense of self-preservation?


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A bull whip like on Indiana Jones.


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Got to agree with the aluminum baseball bat, preferably a little league model. Lightweight, easy to swing and damn near impossible to break. And it's hard to beat the "ping" of an aluminum bat.


I have several 'youth model' bats I picked up at thrift stores for $2-4 each.

Bonus points for them since they are 'sporting utensils.'



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A bull whip like on Indiana Jones.


Uh, the criteria includes "actual ability to wield."

Please provide video evidence of your ability to use a bull whip in self defense.

If this is actually your weapon of choice, I think reality will set in quickly, in a moment of need.


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I like the idea of a bat, does it have to be off the shelf? A Louisville slugger with a bunch of huge fargin’ nails hammered through it like in Stranger Things.
 
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