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Legalize the Constitution |
When us kids were slow about getting our chores done, my mom would say, "You're slower than molasses in January." Different month, same thought _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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I stand out like a fly in buttermilk. From a black waiter in Plains, Ga. I laughed my nuts off when he said it. | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
But it's a dry heat. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
Not so much regional but definately among we older folks. In response to "Anything new?" or similar query: "Same ol', same ol'!" Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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Tighter than a ducks ass (and that's waterproof). "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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that's wicked pissa "They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Benjamin Franklin, 1759-- Special Edition - Reverse TT 229ST.Sig Logo'd CTC Grips., Bedair guide rod | |||
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Hear this daily in the South, referring to someone who is being rude or impolite: Actin' ugly. If you cannot hear what a person saying you say "Do what?" with an emphasis on the last word. | |||
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I don't know if I would call it my favorite, but it's got to be the strangest. This is from my mom's family in Kentucky. There ain't nothing goes over your back that don't come back under your belly. ------------------------------ "They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin "So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause." - Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith) | |||
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Knob Off You Bell End!!!! Feek Off You Big Bollocks! "Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need" Will Rogers SIG 229R LEGION SAO SIG 226R Elite SAO SIG 226R DA/SA SIG 938 SAS SAO | |||
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He'd fuck a snake if he could hold it by the ears, Two speeds -- slow and reverse Ain't got the brains God gave a piss ant. Couldn't find his pecker to whack off if it weren't attached. Move yo' ASS! Fucked six ways to Sunday. Biblical clusterfuck. S&W M-66-2 (3")/ S&W M-65LS (3")/ S&W M-10 (2")/Colt Combat Commander Series 70 | |||
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In trouble like a fat kid on a skate board! "Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton | |||
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Knee walkin' drunk is a favorite here. Along with makin' groceries. Also fixin to go by yo Momma's and them. | |||
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| Knows too little about too much  |
His cornbread ain't done in the middle. RMD TL Davis: “The Second Amendment is special, not because it protects guns, but because its violation signals a government with the intention to oppress its people…” Remember: After the first one, the rest are free. | |||
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If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun. He is shakier than cafeteria Jell-O Hotter than a Laredo parking lot. Tighter than rusted lug nuts on a 55 Chevy. | |||
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Uglier 'n homemade sin. Crazier than a sh^^house rat. Tighter than Dick's hatband. Darker than Sypsie's behind. ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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Slicker than snot on a doorknob. About as useful as a bag of hair. And if you are in about a 50 mile radious of philly and you need someone's attention, it starts off with, "Yo!" -Jeff | |||
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| Legalize the Constitution |
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A Southern surgeon was frustrated with the younger assistant surgeon who wanted to lead the operation. So he simply stated in Alabama language that "I am fucking this dog, I just need you to hold the ears." It got his attention quickly. | |||
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Tougher than a baked owl. Numb-er than a pounded thumb. (Numb is substituted for dumb around here) Slick as a bottle. Also, slick as a smelt. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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spoda spoda be on da other side of 8 Mile | |||
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