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After we finished washing a car, my Father in Law remarked that it was "Shining like a dime in a goat's ass!". "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason chartprepping.com Retirement Planning and Random Musings from a Military Perspective | |||
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More slippery than a minnow's dick. | |||
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When referring to something very heavy... "Careful boy, that thing's got a lot of gravity in it!" And when referring to poor, rocky ground. My Dad would say... "The only thing that land is good for is to stop a hole in the ground." And often heard from a former male co-worker... "That beats anything I ever pulled my skirt up to" Collecting dust. | |||
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Madder than a wet hen. Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. | |||
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Couple have already mentioned our ubiquitous New England "wicked". "Whereabouts are you?" for FTF deals is another. Harshest Dream, Reality | |||
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"Take and" do something, such as "take and cut this board" or "take and go to the store". | |||
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My father used to say Its going to be a bad day at Black Rock. You knew you were in trouble then. | |||
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Its raining wet sun shine. _______________ NRA Life Member | |||
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A few others... "Can't find his ass with both hands." Referring to someone's intelligence; "softer than a sneaker full of shit." When someone is being stubborn/mulish/cognitively impaired; "you're being thick." And from my father, who is a living example of the breed... "You can always tell an Englishman, but you can't tell him much." "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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Drunker than a hundred Indians. Shaking like a dog shittin' peach stones. Sweating like a whore in church. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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Bunch of savages in this town |
Yinz. Plural for a group. Are "yinz" going to church? Are "yinz" going to the game? Pittsburghese... ----------------- I apologize now... | |||
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My mother in law when my kids were infants you to exclaim "You're such a pistol," when talking to them. | |||
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Uff Da is the typical spelling. It's probably Scandinavian in origin, but I don't think it is a real word in any language. It's usually a response to someone who has just told you about a nasty predicament which may or may not involve the speaker or listener directly(but often does). It is a socially acceptable way for everyone from ladies in the church basement to the town mayor to say: "How in the flyin' fuck do you expect to fix that?" The meaning is understood and no one is offended. | |||
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Glorious SPAM! |
Not sure what region I picked it up in, but "shittin' pink twinkies". "See the look on 'ol boy's face? He was shittin' pink twinkies". | |||
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Rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock | |||
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That dog won't hunt Which has nothing to do with a dog. ****************************************************************************** Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet . . . | |||
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You're more useless than tits on a bull. !~God Bless the U.S. Military~! If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak | |||
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Something my uncle(RIP) used to say when he was leaving - "I'm off like a velcro prom dress." !~God Bless the U.S. Military~! If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak | |||
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Heard occasionally around here in 'Pennsyltucky'. . . "You're noth'n but a heevahava!" "Throw the cow over the fence some hay now." (must be said in a PA Dutch farmer dialect drawl) __________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." | |||
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^^^^ For the south. So crooked he could hide behind a corkscrew. “There is love in me the likes of which you’ve never seen. There is rage in me the likes of which should never escape." —Mary Shelley, Frankenstein | |||
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