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Haven't had this much fun since the hogs ate my baby brother.


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Posts: 8513 | Location: Livingston County Michigan USA | Registered: August 11, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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spoda

spoda be on da other side of 8 Mile


Since we are doing Detroit area: The Inner City Grand Prix. With references to The Lodge Expressway.

If you have driven those you would understand....Think far left lane, posted 55 mph traveling 80 or more and at the last minute cut across three lanes to make the exit.....


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————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman)
 
Posts: 8513 | Location: Livingston County Michigan USA | Registered: August 11, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"Yuns jag" is Pittsburghese for "You're lying/annoying/teasing/BSing". Yep, it's different there. They even put French fires inside their sandwiches!


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Posts: 2201 | Location: Austin Texas USA | Registered: February 03, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Skin 'er back




Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
 
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Don't know whether to shit or go blind.

Drunker than a waltzing pissant.

Colder than a well-digger's ass.
 
Posts: 27285 | Location: SW of Hovey, Texas | Registered: January 30, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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When I lived in North Cackalacky, after a hard days work in the sun, I'd hear brick tenders say,"I'm slap give out!"
 
Posts: 5775 | Location: west 'by god' virginia | Registered: May 30, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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From my old man. "Busier then a 21 year old hooker at a baptist preachers convention on a Saturday night."

"Colder then frog pussy out there."



"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."

--Sir Winston Churchill

"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."

--James Earl Jones



 
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Knows too little
about too much
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Originally posted by MG34_Dan:
"Yuns jag" is Pittsburghese for "You're lying/annoying/teasing/BSing". Yep, it's different there. They even put French fires inside their sandwiches!


"YINZE" Pittsburgh for "you'ins".

Gum Band - Pittsburgh rubber band.

dahntahn - Pittsburgh for down town.



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Remember: After the first one, the rest are free.
 
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is circumspective
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Busier'n a one-armed paperhanger.



"We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities."
 
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Three Generations
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Don't know whether to shit or go blind.

Drunker than a waltzing pissant.

Colder than a well-digger's ass.


Which reminds me of two more:

Didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted.

I'm so confused I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my ass.




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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Get my pies
outta the oven!

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A couple from SE PA/Philly I can think of:

"Awhile": "Can I get you some drinks awhile" said the waitress
"Jeet": Did You Eat?
"Jew eat": variant of Did You Eat? ( was in school in NY state and said that to a guy in my class who was Jewish, and he actually thought I was fucking with him)
"Down The Shore" or "Downashore": at the beach in New Jersey
"Yuze": You all (Philly equivalent of Pittsburgh "Yinz")


 
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Luckier than a woman with no pants standing in front of the bar at closing time!


"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin!" ( Fletcher in The Outlaw Josie Wales)
 
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He's so confused, he don't know if his ass was punched or drilled.

He's/She's so ugly, he's gotta sneak up on a mud puddle to get a drink of water.

Well I can't dance and it's too windy to pick rock, might as well have a beer.

She's so pretty, I'd be on her like a duck on a June bug.


"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin!" ( Fletcher in The Outlaw Josie Wales)
 
Posts: 644 | Location: Wisconsin,USA | Registered: September 01, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
A Strangely
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Can't say it's regional, but a few of my favorites from my grandpa:

Boy, you are ATE UP with the dumbass.

Son, you have to be at least 10% smarter than the hammer.




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How skanky is she?


"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick".


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Posts: 7353 | Location: Between the Moon and New York City. | Registered: November 27, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by MG34_Dan:
"Yuns jag" is Pittsburghese for "You're lying/annoying/teasing/BSing". Yep, it's different there. They even put French fires inside their sandwiches!


"YINZE" Pittsburgh for "you'ins".

Gum Band - Pittsburgh rubber band.

dahntahn - Pittsburgh for down town.
Some of the folk around here use yinze but I've never heard the others.

Two other West Pa-isms:

Overdare = over there
Up air = up there
 
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I am fixin to open me a can of Whoop Ass.
 
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I traveled WI & the UP, as a greeting, I'd hear, "ya hey, dare!" Being from Oklahoma, I was told it's the same as' "Howdy!"
 
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We gonna get some
oojima in this house!
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Uglier than a hogs butt sewed up with a loggin chain.


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Posts: 6501 | Location: Cantonment/Perdido Key, Florida | Registered: September 28, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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That chili I ate gave me the green apple splatters.

Don't eat the chili. It'll give you a seious case of the mexican two step.
 
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