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I am gonna be on him like a fat rat on a greasy Cheeto. As spoken by a cattle cop with a Southern drawl, a huge mustache and a Stetson hat. | ||
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Bless your heart. So much in three words. -- I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. JALLEN 10/18/18 https://sigforum.com/eve/forum...610094844#7610094844 | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
Handier than a saddle horn. _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
Context: Rural farm country. Room full of farmers, truckers, welders, mechanics, etc, at lunch hour at the local restaurant. My father said to the waitress: "You're a good looking heifer." Surprisingly, ( ) she took offense at the remark. It was a compliment, though I can see why she didn't recognize it as such. . . Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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Pull your head out of your ass. | |||
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Drug Dealer |
"I wouldn't pay $50 to see a gnat's ass stretched across a rain barrel." "Ugly enough to knock a buzzard off of a manure spreader." (East Tennessee, my granddad) When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Yeah. I lived in Knoxville for five years and worked in rural Appalachia. These things are special. Thanks for the memories. | |||
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"He's dumber than owl shit!" I don't know how regional it is, but it was one of my dad's favorite sayings and whenever he used it about someone, it was a very apt description! I grew up in Louisville, Kentucky but now live elsewhere in the Bluegrass State. I've not heard it around here. | |||
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Purveyor of Fine Avatars |
"You team-killing fucktard!" "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Dances With Tornados |
Gully washer. Frog floater. Uglier than the south end of a north bound mule. Tornados coming so I'm fixin to go noodlin. Go south a little ways and you may hear "all hat, no cattle." He doesn't have the brains God gave a rubber duck, bless his heart. | |||
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"Too windy to haul rocks" -- Skeeter Skelton, Deaf Smith County, TX -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Glorious SPAM! |
Wicked pissa. | |||
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That boy ain't struck a lick a work. | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
All over it like a hobo on a ham sandwich. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Oofta. ----------The weather is here I wish you were beautiful---------- | |||
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Free men do not ask permission to bear arms |
Dumber than a sack of rocks. Uglier than a mud fence. All over it like stink on shit. All over it like a chicken on a June bug. Slower than molasses in December. Lower than Whale shit. Crookeder than a snake. A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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The Karmanator |
Lived in MN for 15 years, always saw that spelled Uff da. And it is an expression I still use. Along with: "Ya sure, you betcha" | |||
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Chip away the stone |
"It's hotter than a goat's ass in a pepper patch!" "Hunched over like a monkey f--king a football." | |||
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Slicker than greased owl shit. | |||
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