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Post your favorite regional phrase that is colorful and descriptive.
May 01, 2017, 01:18 PM
TMatsPost your favorite regional phrase that is colorful and descriptive.
quote:
Originally posted by George43:
Dumber than a sack of rocks.
Uglier than a mud fence.
All over it like stink on shit.
All over it like a chicken on a June bug.
Slower than molasses in December.
Lower than Whale shit.
Crookeder than a snake.
When us kids were slow about getting our chores done, my mom would say, "You're slower than molasses in January."
Different month, same thought
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May 01, 2017, 01:44 PM
Ironmike57I stand out like a fly in buttermilk. From a black waiter in Plains, Ga. I laughed my nuts off when he said it.
May 01, 2017, 02:29 PM
2000Z-71But it's a dry heat.
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. May 01, 2017, 02:54 PM
bald1Not so much regional but definately among we older folks.
In response to "Anything new?" or similar query:
"Same ol', same ol'!"
Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club!
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May 01, 2017, 03:08 PM
ArtieSTighter than a ducks ass (and that's waterproof).
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
May 01, 2017, 03:48 PM
side_shotthat's wicked pissa
"They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
--Benjamin Franklin, 1759--
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May 01, 2017, 05:05 PM
ZSMICHAELHear this daily in the South, referring to someone who is being rude or impolite:
Actin' ugly.
If you cannot hear what a person saying you say "Do what?" with an emphasis on the last word.
May 01, 2017, 05:47 PM
RichNI don't know if I would call it my favorite, but it's got to be the strangest. This is from my mom's family in Kentucky.
There ain't nothing goes over your back that don't come back under your belly.
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"They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
"So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause."
- Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith)
May 01, 2017, 06:32 PM
cyberphobiaKnob Off You Bell End!!!!
Feek Off You Big Bollocks!
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need"
Will Rogers
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May 02, 2017, 04:39 PM
CNYTX11He'd fuck a snake if he could hold it by the ears,
Two speeds -- slow and reverse
Ain't got the brains God gave a piss ant.
Couldn't find his pecker to whack off if it weren't attached.
Move yo' ASS!
Fucked six ways to Sunday.
Biblical clusterfuck.
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May 02, 2017, 05:40 PM
lastmanstandingIn trouble like a fat kid on a skate board!
"Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton
May 02, 2017, 06:41 PM
ZSMICHAELKnee walkin' drunk is a favorite here. Along with makin' groceries. Also fixin to go by yo Momma's and them.
May 02, 2017, 06:48 PM
rduckworHis cornbread ain't done in the middle.
RMD
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May 02, 2017, 08:39 PM
ZSMICHAELIf a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun.
He is shakier than cafeteria Jell-O
Hotter than a Laredo parking lot.
Tighter than rusted lug nuts on a 55 Chevy.
May 02, 2017, 08:45 PM
slabsides45Uglier 'n homemade sin.
Crazier than a sh^^house rat.
Tighter than Dick's hatband.
Darker than Sypsie's behind.
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May 02, 2017, 09:36 PM
Xtbone97xSlicker than snot on a doorknob.
About as useful as a bag of hair.
And if you are in about a 50 mile radious of philly and you need someone's attention, it starts off with, "Yo!"
-Jeff
May 02, 2017, 10:13 PM
TMatsquote:
Originally posted by rduckwor:
His cornbread ain't done in the middle.
RMD
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May 02, 2017, 10:34 PM
ZSMICHAELA Southern surgeon was frustrated with the younger assistant surgeon who wanted to lead the operation. So he simply stated in Alabama language that "I am fucking this dog, I just need you to hold the ears." It got his attention quickly.
May 03, 2017, 05:00 AM
PHPaulTougher than a baked owl.
Numb-er than a pounded thumb. (Numb is substituted for dumb around here)
Slick as a bottle. Also, slick as a smelt.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
May 03, 2017, 05:12 AM
robotoidspoda
spoda be on da other side of 8 Mile