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Originally posted by ensigmatic:
Personally, I suspect

Defense rests.

Yeah, once again- as clear as mud.

Here, I want to play:



"But, Para, what does it mean?"

How the fuck should I know?

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Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
So are you having surgery today or not?

Yes, my gallbladder removal surgery was successful. The surgeon made a mistake in not assuming that anesthesia would make me incapable of his understanding his findings. Related to me by my mother, the surgeon cringed while detailing his findings to her. Reportedly, the surgeon found much "crud" inside me had to clean and scrape out much diseased material which accumulated over a period of 12 documented expensive years. The surgeon's conclusions are that my long diseased gallbladder were not a result of a stomach virus commonly going around "The Evergreen State College".

Since you inquired, there are now several tubes draining fluids of what is left of my body.

Oh, thank you for asking. I appreciate that.

At this point, your best bet is to declare yourself a world class troll, and that this has been a Kaufman-esque performance piece which you fabricated for your own amusement, and which naturally went far over the heads of your audience.

Glad your surgery was successful and you're convalescing.

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"Outside help" means my existing family consists of 3 people of only 1 can drive, but I have now been told of his oncology appointment. This means that I cannot count upon a reliable driver. My body only works randomly now, and I need a reliable driver.

Most cities/towns have charitable organizations that give rides to/from doctor appointments. The ones I'm familiar with are from churches but I assume there are others. Your doctor's office likely can recommend one, and your attorney likely can as well.

The curtain is about to close, me think.

Good luck to you rh.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
At this point, your best bet is to declare yourself a world class troll, and that this has been a Kaufman-esque performance piece which you fabricated for your own amusement, and which naturally went far over the heads of your audience.

I am not a troll. I am your friend and ally. I am also a "character" in distress who has confused you. My SIGforum membership is very valuable to me. I fought hard to stay alive just request a CUT here. That meant a lot to me.

I just wanted to know how to get help, and I turned to SIGforum. I apologize for the many misunderstandings.

It was a tempting mistake to respond to the posts insulting me.

If you keep the thread open, then I think that I can report that my idea is the best solution to my situation. I should be able to report about this soon.

Aren't these guys in TX?

Ummmm.... I got nothing. IBTL.

Best of luck, rh.

"Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
mi ritrovai per una selva oscura,
ché la diritta via era smarrita.

Ahi quanto a dir qual era è cosa dura
esta selva selvaggia e aspra e forte
che nel pensier rinova la paura!

Tant’è amara che poco è più morte;
ma per trattar del ben ch’i’ vi trovai,
dirò de l’altre cose ch’i’ v’ho scorte..."

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Originally posted by ElKabong:
Aren't these guys in TX?

I'm pretty sure they're from Louisiana..but, Have Gun, Will Travel.

Weirdest post I have read on this Forum.

This is why we can't have nice things....

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Originally posted by rh:
I am also a "character" ...

Now that I can believe.

I knew, I just knew that, if I stuck it out long enough, a nugget of reality would eventually reveal itself. Finally, I am rewarded for my dogged persistence.

Life is good

If I were the OP, I'd hie me off to the Mt. Clemens area of SE Michigan to see if I could find me some of that Unobtainium that is said to have probably fallen to earth, there. That'd probably cure what ails him.

He's at 996 posts. Almost at that 1000 mark.

I thought this thread was over a week ago.

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Originally posted by rh:

quote:

Originally posted by dewhorse:
They do sell breathalyzers on amazon....

In the hilarious music video that I posted but then deleted, it was explained that Tort Reform in Texas has made it a waste of time and money to sue a doctor in Texas. "Gross negligence" is the standard here. Unless a surgeon operates on you while intoxicated and you have results of their BAC during the time of the surgery, only then should you bother calling them.

The surgeon in Denton seems to understand the laws of Texas and is willing to operate without more expensive redundant tests, but his office is still awaiting contact with the Great Galen of Denton. (That would be a planned career.)

Concluding with "Gross Negligence", I suspect that medical records exist in Washington which prove that I was subjected to Gross Negligence in Washington not just once, but twice. I also suspect that this occurred due to "capitalists" trying to maximize their profits from Washington's Obamacare Medicaid expansion.

That is not the standard, but it is true that we have had more tort reform than was probably good for us.

Med-mal suits are crushingly difficult to win. I know some people think that is good, but that is because the AMA and insurance lobbies have beat that drum for so long. The facts of any given case that cannot be brought because the injured have been tort-reformed out of court would surprise you.

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Originally posted by rh:
I am not a troll.

If I actually suspected you of trolling us, this thread would be gone. I am telling that given the astonishingly confusing content you've posted in this thread, it would make more sense if you were trolling at expert level.

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I just wanted to know how to get help, and I turned to SIGforum. I apologize for the many misunderstandings.

Due to the gracious nature of the members of this forum, SIGforum has assisted many members in various ways over the years. Once, the members raised 15,000 dollars for a member and saved him from bankruptcy. That is a fact. There are other exceptional instances.

Here's the thing, though- in all those instances where members of this forum stepped up and displayed the best aspects of the human character, when a member appealed to us for assistance of some sort, we always knew what the member needed or was asking for. In your case, you speak in riddles, which means that we cannot help you because we simply do not know what you need. This leads to frustration on the part of members reading this thread, and the ridicule and snide remarks follow in turn.

Earlier in this thread, you said you still need "outside help" and I am telling now as I told you then- when you can tell us in clear and unambiguous language what you mean by "outside help", you let us know. Until then, we cannot help you. Can you not understand this?