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We were at a high end steak house the other night, the wife wanted me to order a bottle of Cabernet she picked out for $58. I expect a high bill from this place. Anyway, the bill comes and the wine was $205. I asked for the wine menu and he showed me the $58 was for a 9 oz pour  Oh well, the wine was fantastic and the Mrs. was happy. No regerts | |||
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FUN FACT: Humans are Deuterostomes. (Look it up). This means that when they develop in the womb the anus develops before any other opening. Which basically means that at one point you (and I) were nothing but an asshole. Sadly, some people never develop beyond this stage. | |||
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Well by the end of the day I will officially be a father-in-law. My daughter is getting married this evening with a service on the beach. Going to be a long day. Will be the first time in almost twenty years that all of our children will be together. _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | |||
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Shot a 94 in 20 mph winds at the golf course today. First time out. When I shoot an 88 I'm really on my game. | |||
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This is supposed to be a thread about nothing, this sure sounds like something. Congrats and enjoy! ...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way... | |||
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| The success of a solution usually depends upon your point of view |
Just heard the bell ringing at the Perch, Time to head over the dune! “We truly live in a wondrous age of stupid.” - 83v45magna "I think it's important that people understand free speech doesn't mean free from consequences societally or politically or culturally." -Pranjit Kalita, founder and CIO of Birkoa Capital Management | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
The Mark I prototype was a complete success. Therefore, it obviously doesn't have enough features. Parts on order to build a more complex, feature-rich prototype. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
Vehicles tend to run better when their timing isn't off by 20 degrees. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
I modified my 1.6 gallon tank to flush with two gallons | |||
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I saw a Porsche 959 on the road in a tiny town in North Carolina last week. Oh, and I got to drive a sweet 2003 Corvette, too! Pretty frickin’ cool.  God bless America. | |||
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Racoons don't like the Vicks Vapo rub I put on the post that hold our bird feeders | |||
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The Fall blend and Pumpkin Spice coffees are appearing in the local Safeway. Next sign of an approaching Autumn; Oktoberfest beer. I start looking for it about Aug. 1. | |||
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An office hottie said hello to me and said my name. The rest of the day was great. Not all superheroes wear capes. Beagle lives matter. ______ (\ / @\_____ / ( ) /O / ( )______/ ///_____/ | |||
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I went to the store for bread, milk and coffee creamer this afternoon. And there it was, off to itself along a wall on a rack marked "Seasonal". Halloween candy in mid-July. | |||
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