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| Three Generations of Service  |
One of my favorite sayings. I get the strangest looks sometimes... Another: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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http://niceonedad.com On demand Dad jokes. Whatta country! -- I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. JALLEN 10/18/18 https://sigforum.com/eve/forum...610094844#7610094844 | |||
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Because 7 was a registered 6 offender? Not so much a dad joke. | |||
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Did you hear about the farmer who got an award? He was outstanding in his field. | |||
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Two guys are walking down the street.... One guy walks into a bar...... The other one ducked Last night I had a dream I was a muffler.. I woke up exhausted | |||
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A blind man walks into a bar... And then the table...and then the chair... | |||
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What happens when you run behind a car? You get exhausted. What happens when you run in front of a car? You get tired. | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Dad joke? Ok. A young man attending college gets engaged. He asks his Dad “Dad, what does it cost to get married?” Dad replies “I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.” | |||
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One of my Dad's favorites. Why do cowboys all have the same size balls? . . . . . So they can pull each other's trailers. Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus | |||
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Did you hear they aren't going to be making toothpicks any longer?? . . . . . Turns out they are long enough already.  'veritas non verba magistri' | |||
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Two guys walk into a bar. 1st guy says, "I'll have H two O" 2nd guy says, "I'll have H two O too" The 2nd guy dies. "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss" | |||
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Twice, this I told my Girlfriend. Twice, get it, she did not.  -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Dad joke, if your dad was a chemistry major. But wouldn't the second guy just puke? . | |||
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| Bald Headed Squirrel Hunter |
No. In pure form, it's deadly. "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss" | |||
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Drug store hydrogen peroxide is usually 3% hydrogen peroxide, with the rest water. | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
Why is the Dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? He wants to get a long little doggie. | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
Air for your tires at service stations used to be free. Now it's a dollar. Inflation. | |||
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Yeah. Medics can get 8% H2O2, though. The pure stuff is used for rocket fuel. Back on topic, I don't remember my dad ever telling jokes. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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| So let it be written, so let it be done... |
Mom - "Oh, guess who I ran into at the grocery store? Sally!" Dad - "Oh, did you knock her down?" 'veritas non verba magistri' | |||
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I was going to post a Chemistry joke. Then I thought, "Na" ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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