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What did One frog say to the other frog?



Time’s fun when you’re having flies


One of my favorite sayings. I get the strangest looks sometimes...

Another: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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http://niceonedad.com

On demand Dad jokes. Whatta country!


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I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.

JALLEN 10/18/18
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7 8 9


Because 7 was a registered 6 offender? Not so much a dad joke.
 
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Did you hear about the farmer who got an award? He was outstanding in his field.
 
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Two guys are walking down the street....

One guy walks into a bar......

The other one ducked



Last night I had a dream I was a muffler..

I woke up exhausted
 
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A blind man walks into a bar...

And then the table...and then the chair...
 
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What happens when you run behind a car?
You get exhausted.

What happens when you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
 
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Dad joke? Ok.

A young man attending college gets engaged.

He asks his Dad “Dad, what does it cost to get married?”

Dad replies “I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.”
 
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One of my Dad's favorites.

Why do cowboys all have the same size balls?
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So they can pull each other's trailers.



Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus
 
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so let it be done...
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Did you hear they aren't going to be making toothpicks any longer??
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Turns out they are long enough already. Wink



'Live long and prosper'
 
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Two guys walk into a bar.

1st guy says, "I'll have H two O"

2nd guy says, "I'll have H two O too"

The 2nd guy dies.



"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss"
 
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Why were the star wars movies released in off order 4,5,6 then 1,2,3?

Because in charge of planning Yoda was

Twice, this I told my Girlfriend. Twice, get it, she did not. Big Grin


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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
 
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Two guys walk into a bar.

1st guy says, "I'll have H two O"

2nd guy says, "I'll have H two O too"

The 2nd guy dies.

Dad joke, if your dad was a chemistry major. But wouldn't the second guy just puke?



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Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
Two guys walk into a bar.

1st guy says, "I'll have H two O"

2nd guy says, "I'll have H two O too"

The 2nd guy dies.

Dad joke, if your dad was a chemistry major. But wouldn't the second guy just puke?



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No. In pure form, it's deadly.



"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss"
 
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Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
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Originally posted by TigerDore:
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Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
Two guys walk into a bar.

1st guy says, "I'll have H two O"

2nd guy says, "I'll have H two O too"

The 2nd guy dies.

Dad joke, if your dad was a chemistry major. But wouldn't the second guy just puke?



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No. In pure form, it's deadly.


Drug store hydrogen peroxide is usually 3% hydrogen peroxide, with the rest water.
 
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Why is the Dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? He wants to get a long little doggie.
 
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Air for your tires at service stations used to be free. Now it's a dollar. Inflation.
 
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Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
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Originally posted by TigerDore:
quote:
Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
Two guys walk into a bar.

1st guy says, "I'll have H two O"

2nd guy says, "I'll have H two O too"

The 2nd guy dies.

Dad joke, if your dad was a chemistry major. But wouldn't the second guy just puke?



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No. In pure form, it's deadly.


Drug store hydrogen peroxide is usually 3% hydrogen peroxide, with the rest water.
Yeah. Medics can get 8% H2O2, though. The pure stuff is used for rocket fuel.

Back on topic, I don't remember my dad ever telling jokes.

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
 
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Mom - "Oh, guess who I ran into at the grocery store? Sally!"

Dad - "Oh, did you knock her down?"



'Live long and prosper'
 
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I was going to post a Chemistry joke.

Then I thought, "Na"


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Yes, Para does appreciate humor.
 
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