June 04, 2018, 05:55 PM
PHPaulDad jokes....
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Originally posted by Kevbo:
What did One frog say to the other frog?
Time’s fun when you’re having flies
One of my favorite sayings. I get the strangest looks sometimes...
Another: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 04, 2018, 07:18 PM
SigJacketOn demand Dad jokes. Whatta country!
June 04, 2018, 07:57 PM
Bytesquote:
Originally posted by 4x5:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7 8 9
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender? Not so much a dad joke.
June 04, 2018, 10:21 PM
bonanacroinDid you hear about the farmer who got an award? He was outstanding in his field.
June 04, 2018, 11:36 PM
PakRatJRTwo guys are walking down the street....
One guy walks into a bar......
The other one ducked
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler..
I woke up exhausted
June 04, 2018, 11:42 PM
hunter62A blind man walks into a bar...
And then the table...and then the chair...
June 04, 2018, 11:55 PM
dsietsWhat happens when you run behind a car?
You get exhausted.
What happens when you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
June 05, 2018, 10:00 AM
OKCGeneDad joke? Ok.
A young man attending college gets engaged.
He asks his Dad “Dad, what does it cost to get married?”
Dad replies “I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.”
June 05, 2018, 11:14 AM
sigcrazy7One of my Dad's favorites.
Why do cowboys all have the same size balls?
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So they can pull each other's trailers.
Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus June 05, 2018, 11:49 AM
DzozerDid you hear they aren't going to be making toothpicks any longer??
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Turns out they are long enough already.
'veritas non verba magistri' June 05, 2018, 12:59 PM
Angus the KidTwo guys walk into a bar.
1st guy says, "I'll have H two O"
2nd guy says, "I'll have H two O too"
The 2nd guy dies.
"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss" June 05, 2018, 01:06 PM
newtoSig765quote:
Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
Why were the star wars movies released in off order 4,5,6 then 1,2,3?
Because in charge of planning Yoda was
Twice, this I told my Girlfriend. Twice, get it, she did not.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
June 05, 2018, 01:06 PM
TigerDorequote:
Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
Two guys walk into a bar.
1st guy says, "I'll have H two O"
2nd guy says, "I'll have H two O too"
The 2nd guy dies.
Dad joke, if your dad was a chemistry major. But wouldn't the second guy just puke?
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June 05, 2018, 01:12 PM
Angus the Kidquote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
quote:
Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
Two guys walk into a bar.
1st guy says, "I'll have H two O"
2nd guy says, "I'll have H two O too"
The 2nd guy dies.
Dad joke, if your dad was a chemistry major. But wouldn't the second guy just puke?
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No. In pure form, it's deadly.
"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss" June 05, 2018, 05:56 PM
maladatquote:
Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
quote:
Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
Two guys walk into a bar.
1st guy says, "I'll have H two O"
2nd guy says, "I'll have H two O too"
The 2nd guy dies.
Dad joke, if your dad was a chemistry major. But wouldn't the second guy just puke?
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No. In pure form, it's deadly.
Drug store hydrogen peroxide is usually 3% hydrogen peroxide, with the rest water.
June 05, 2018, 06:18 PM
egregoreWhy is the Dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? He wants to get a long little doggie.
June 23, 2018, 03:23 AM
egregoreAir for your tires at service stations used to be free. Now it's a dollar. Inflation.
June 23, 2018, 05:32 AM
flashguyquote:
Originally posted by maladat:
quote:
Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
quote:
Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
Two guys walk into a bar.
1st guy says, "I'll have H two O"
2nd guy says, "I'll have H two O too"
The 2nd guy dies.
Dad joke, if your dad was a chemistry major. But wouldn't the second guy just puke?
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No. In pure form, it's deadly.
Drug store hydrogen peroxide is usually 3% hydrogen peroxide, with the rest water.
Yeah. Medics can get 8% H2O2, though. The pure stuff is used for rocket fuel.
Back on topic, I don't remember my dad ever telling jokes.
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth November 19, 2020, 11:40 AM
DzozerMom - "Oh, guess who I ran into at the grocery store? Sally!"
Dad - "Oh, did you knock her down?"
'veritas non verba magistri' November 19, 2020, 11:55 AM
rsboloI was going to post a Chemistry joke.
Then I thought, "Na"
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