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Originally posted by rsbolo:
I was going to post a Chemistry joke.

Then I thought, "Na"

I reacted intensely to this + H2O

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Originally posted by DrDan:


"Did you know you can string beans, but you can't pea soup?"

Turns out you can roast beef, but you can't pea soup. Or so the urologist tells me.
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What do you call a fish with 2 knees? A two knee fish!

Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snow bank!

<for boys only> How many knees do you have? 2?...I have 4...A right knee, a left knee, a hiney and a wienie!

Did you hear about the mom who told a dad joke?



It was a faux pa.

Another chemistry one:

If H2O is inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
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Did you know that in Hawaii they don't give full laughs? Just a low "Ha".

I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.

I stayed up all night to see where the dark went, then it dawned on me.

I once saw a baseball getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger... then it hit me.

The air mover in the living room always makes me feel appreciated... you could say it's my biggest fan.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

That's a nice ham you have there. It would be a shame if it had an 's' in front and and 'e' behind.....

Kid: I'm hungry.

Dad: I'm dad, nice to meet you hungry.


TS

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung..............................

I buy all of my guns from a T-rex because he’s my small arms dealer.

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Originally posted by towershot:
Kid: I'm hungry.

Dad: I'm dad, nice to meet you hungry.


TS

This is a classic and one I heard often from my late dad.

What do you call a Chinese lady with a food mixer on her head?

Blender.

What do you do with an electric wok?

You throw it at an electric wabbit.

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Originally posted by Angus the Kid:

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Originally posted by TigerDore:

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Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
Two guys walk into a bar.

1st guy says, "I'll have H two O"

2nd guy says, "I'll have H two O too"

The 2nd guy dies.

Dad joke, if your dad was a chemistry major. But wouldn't the second guy just puke?



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No. In pure form, it's deadly.

My dad was a chemist (really).

Johnny was a chemist,
Johnny is no more,
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4

The Holy Father must qualify as a 'dad'.

The pope developed a rare disease which his physicians determined could only be cured by his having sex with a woman. At first he refused but finally gave in to the proposed therapy but he specified three conditions.

1 - She must be blind so she couldn't identify her partner.

2 - She must be a deaf-mute so she couldn't tell even if she knew.

3 - {The pope asked the docs to lean close so that he could whisper...}

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Big tits.

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

We’d better get a little support around here, or people will start thinking we’re nuts.

I used to date a midgit but we broke up.
I was nuts over her.

Did you hear the Beastie Boys are releasing a five volume anthology of all their songs?

Parts A thru D are free to download, but you have to fight for the right to part E.