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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You 'neek up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Mary Jane was walking along the beach when she saw a man in the ocean yelling "Help, shark!".
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed. She knew that shark wouldn't help that man.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Dad joke, but for older kids:
How do you catch an elephant?
You dig a big enough hole, fill it with ashes, and put a row of peas around the rim.
When the elephant steps up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
Q: Why is a pterodactyl so quiet in the bathroom?
A: The 'p' is silent.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which
came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he
asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me
and have a root beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going out and
having a cup of coffee with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one
more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and
shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a
drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm
putting on my shoes."
Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
|Not really from Vienna
The electricity was out at the local elementary school. The students were de-lighted.
After over 100 years at the bottom of the ocean the pools, bath tubs, and toilets of the Titanic are still full of water.
Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys
343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
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