Big floppy clown shoes


With apologies to Simon & Garfunkel:

Where have you gone, Efrem Zimbalist?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Applicant Squad. Or Surveillance Group. Or an intel squad. The FBI has endless assignments for agents who are too stupid to expose to the public, but not disliked enough to fire.

That was dancing?

You're fired!

Dumb ass.

The gift that keeps on giving. You really can't make this stuff up.

He looks shitfaced.

Just saw this on fox....holy crap.

Definatley NOT a good shoot.

~JackAss~

He graduated from the Elaine Benis school of dance.

He should face the same charges as the average citizen would. Doubt it will happen though.

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Originally posted by wcb6092:
He should face the same charges as the average citizen would. Doubt it will happen though.

Yes, imagine if this was the average CCW’er? Rightfully so, you’d hardly hear the end of it.

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I thought people only carried like that in the movies. Maybe he thinks he's not printing. lmao

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Originally posted by parabellum:

With apologies to Simon & Garfunkel:

Where have you gone, Efrem Zimbalist?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Now your putting a date stamp on anyone that remembers this name.

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Originally posted by Shaql:
So he shoots someone, puts his weapon away, and walks away like "my bad", showing no concern for the person he shot? WTF?

It isn't Hoover's FBI anymore.

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Originally posted by egregore:
I don't have to be psychic to know what happened after the gun hit the floor. He would want to retrieve it as quickly as possible before anyone saw it or it got kicked across the floor. Then, in haste, and human nature and anatomy being what it is, he wrapped all of his fingers around the gun, as one instinctively wants to do with any object.

Totally agree. A few years ago there was an ND in DC at the Marine Corps Iwo Jima Memorial. It sounded like the guy was disarming in the parking lot, dropped the gun, and made a too quick grab for it.

He grabbed the gun w his left hand, but stuck it back in his pants as if he were right handed

Maybe he was undercover posing as a geek in a dance-off competition?

You can bet your bottom dollar that alcohol was a factor.

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Originally posted by Copefree:
What in the actual hell did I just watch?!

If there’s any justice in the world, the makings of the next epic 4chan and reddit meme.

Nice muzzle flash. .357 sig?

Flashguy should appreciate it in any case.

Agent you have three options:

1. Turn-in your badge
2. Get reassigned to the office in Fairbanks with no chance ever of getting a preferred assignment.
3. You can stay at the Denver office but, you get desk duty and a wooden gun forever.