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"Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet? Then, we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!" | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
"Good talk, Russ." "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!" "It's a major award!" "REAL tomato ketchup, Eddie?" "Say hello to my little friend!" ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me. | |||
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| Eating elephants one bite at a time  |
You're the one that I love, the one that I want, ooo, ooo ooo. | |||
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| Equal Opportunity Mocker |
Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora. ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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Chip away the stone |
"Your mother sucks c--ks in hell!" | |||
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| I have not yet begun to procrastinate |
We thought about it for a long time...."Endeavor to persevere." "Hey ump, how 'bout a warning?" - "Sure, kid. Watch out you don't get killed." "When I asked for your advice, I didn't mean that you should actually speak." -------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. | |||
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| 186,000 miles per second. It's the law. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
"It's an unlicensed boxing match Tommy, not a tickling competition" | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
I am sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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A Grateful American |
I'm an excellent driver. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
Love this kind of thread. Klaatu barada nikto! _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
Now yous can't leave. _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
Son, you got a panty on your head. _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man! Fill your hand, you son of a bitch! _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?" "You're a cop. I had your job once. I was good at it." | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
You just shot an unarmed man. He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend. _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
I got her number. How do you like them apples? _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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