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Peripheral Visionary |
"Damn, we're in a tight spot!" "What hump?" "That rug really tied the room together." "Taffeta darling..." "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for asking!"   | |||
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every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings . To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. That's a smart mouse, Del, he's like a circus mouse. Open the pod bay doors, HAL. we're going to need a bigger boat For God's sake, Mrs. Robinson, here we are, you've got me into your house. You give me a drink. You put on music, now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours. The Cowboys are finished, you understand me?! I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it! So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the LAW'S coming! You tell 'em I'M coming... and Hell's coming with me, you hear?! Hell's coming with me! put your lips together.... and blow My car, my car! Tan Ciera, tan Ciera! they're ba-ack I'm Liesl. I'm sixteen years old and I don't need a governess. king ! kong! has got nuthin on me! watch yer top knot take your crazy someplace else , we're all full up here never get off the boat! Bring this to trial, we'll see if "Kershner" applies. Tristan died in 1963 in the Moon of the Popping Trees. He was last seen up in the north country, where hunting was still good. His grave is unmarked, but it does not matter. He had always lived in the borderland, anyway, somewhere between this world and the other.This message has been edited. Last edited by: bendable, Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Irksome Whirling Dervish |
"Well? We're waiting." "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave." "They're on double secret probation." "Shut the fuck up Donny." "Don't call me Shirley." | |||
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"You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" "This is it boys, nuclear combat toe to toe with the Ruskies." "Frau Blucher!" "Get to da choppah!" "You're a funny guy Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last." "Open the pod bay doors, Hal." "What knockers!" | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
"To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!" | |||
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| Evil Asian Member |
Happy Halloween! "It was the boogeyman." "We belong dead." "What have you done to it? What have you done to its eyes?!" "It's Fathers' Day, Bedilia, and I want my cake!" "Look at me, Damien! It's all for you!" | |||
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| My common sense is tingling  |
"Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops." "Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan." "Most things in here don't react too well to bullets." “You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.” - Robert Heinlein | |||
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We deal in lead. NRA Life Member "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." Teddy Roosevelt | |||
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Ducatista |
Well....BYE! I'm your huckleberry. The horror, the horror... "More human than human" is our motto. It don't mean nothing, man. Not a thing. We had a short-timer once. Johnny I-forget-his-name. He wore a flak jacket, two helmets and armor underwear. Ashau Valley... your time's up, your time *is* up. These are not the droids you are looking for. ___________________ "He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod" Compressions 9.5:1 | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
You know fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties; number one bein', you're fightin' in a basement. You don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement! _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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A Grateful American |
Did you say "yutes"? Go get yer shine box! You talkin' to me? I believe you have my stapler? Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms. English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Play it, Sam. Hey Blondie, you know what you are? Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! I'll be back. Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn. Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
"Get off my lawn" "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Fill your hand, you Son of a Bitch! Amen, Hallelujah, Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol? | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
"Nice Beaver" | |||
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Mensch |
"Thanks. I just had it stuffed." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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Shorted to Atmosphere |
“You’re one ugly son of a bitch!” | |||
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Chip away the stone |
"My PRECIOUSSSS" "Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a hearst." "...Well do ya, punk?" "It's in tha hole!" "Strength and honor" | |||
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| Live long and prosper  |
Me love you long time! Never give up, never surrender! You have balls, I like balls! Cole, Virgil Cole... (actually heard on two different movies) Batteries, Asis. Batteries. You're fired! same movie as above. He's dead tired. (humming and hand waving) "Sheldon!" Same movie: "we mean you no harm, we mean you no harm" waving a dildo over the head What knockers! Could be worse... 0-0 "OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20 | |||
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Member |
“Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.” “You're dead marine! You just got your legs blown off, and we have to send a search party out for your testicles.” ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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| A Grateful American |
That's a nice day, Sergeant Savage. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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