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| california tumbles into the sea |
Give me the whip. Throw me the idol. | |||
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That fucking nobody is John Wick. | |||
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Nobody throws me my guns and says run. Nobody. | |||
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Number one: since I wasn't hungry, but thirsty, and number two: they was free? I must've drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates? “I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” | |||
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"Yeah, I'm drunk and you're crazy". "Tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be crazy". W.C. Fields. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? | |||
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| That's just the Flomax talking |
"What we have here is failure to communicate." | |||
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| Page late and a dollar short |
My, my, my. Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains! I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. I don’t like them myself. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. Is that any of your business? I could make it my business. I could make your business mine. Oh, you wouldn’t like it. The pay’s too small -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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| Fire for effect |
I fart in your general direction. I'm not dead, yet. Run away! Run away! A rabbit?! "Ride to the sound of the big guns." | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. Live every day as if it is your last, for one day you’re sure to be right | |||
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| Just Hanging Around |
We bad, we bad. What's the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken? Yo Macklin, great party, but no whiskey, we go home now. Ow, you fat penguin. Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. | |||
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London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. Good, bad I'm the guy with the gun. I think I'll. Have that Chesterfield now. Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin | |||
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semi-reformed sailor |
"Please can we just calm the fuck down!" "did IQ's drop sharply while I was away?" "Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right." "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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King of Goodness |
"I'll have what she's having." | |||
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"Ever notice how once in a while you come across somebody you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me." | |||
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| Experienced Slacker |
BLAM!! Anybody else wanna negotiate? | |||
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| Do the next right thing  |
Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'. This. Is. My. BOOMSTICK! I am a leaf on the wind...watch how I soar. Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler. Raspberry. Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry. And just like that....he's gone. | |||
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Sometimes you just gotta say "What the fuck!" and take a chance. | |||
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| my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives |
A man can be an artist ... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece. I have nothing else to say. ***************************** "I don't own the night, I only operate a small franchise" - Author unknown | |||
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