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Get my pies outta the oven! |
I wonder if his last words were: "IT'S NOT FLAT! IT'S NOT FLAAAAAAAT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..." | |||
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Do you know the last thing that went through his head? His rectum. . | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
Since he built a rocket, doesn’t this qualify as “weapons-grade” stupid? ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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Ignored facts still exist |
Guys, 1875 feet is NOTHING. There are TV towers which are taller. You don't need a rocket to go 1875 feet. Hell, doesn't a helicopter go higher? . | |||
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Be prepared for loud noise and recoil |
Watched a couple of videos on the Flat Earthers. They really are nuts. “Crisis is the rallying cry of the tyrant.” – James Madison "Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." - Robert Louis Stevenson | |||
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Peace through superior firepower |
He knew that there are much, much safer ways to get to that altitude. He was bound and determined to go all Wile E. Coyote with his cartoonish rocket and that's what he did. | |||
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A Grateful American |
Yep. His chute was packed better then he was. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
I'm gonna choose to go with a positive spin on this one. I didn't see a rear view mirror on the rocket, so the good news is that he didn't know exactly how deep into the poop storm he'd flown until he pulled the "ACME Rocket Parachute" lever on the dash. So the positive spin? He was only sure of the outcome for the second half of his flight.... ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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delicately calloused |
Made in China You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Go ahead punk, make my day |
Attention Whoring can really really hurt sometimes. | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Oh I don't know. I don't think it hurt all that much. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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A Grateful American |
As soon as it left the rails, it yawed hard. When the chute tore loose, the rocket rapidly accelerated, so he probably knew things were going all ACME. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VQS15CYanc But yes. Hell of a way to go, poor guy. "And I think about my loves,well I've had a few. Well,I'm sorry that I hurt them, did I hurt you too" I Was Wrong--Social D. | |||
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DeadHead |
He failed to fully consider the gravity of his situation. "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Political Cynic |
well, he may not have proven that the earth is flat, but he verified that its extremely hard [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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half-genius, half-wit |
Old Irish saying - as true today as it was a thousand years ago - 'Ní hé an titim a ghortaíonn. Is é an stad tobann ar an titim a ghortaíonn.' 'It is not the fall that hurts. It is the sudden stop at the end of the fall that hurts.' | |||
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Go ahead punk, make my day |
Yeah, it was likely about 2 seconds of terror followed by lights out. | |||
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Member |
See! It really is flat! | |||
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Comic Relief |
Maybe he didn't pump it enough times. | |||
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Something wild is loose |
Hoips! "And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" | |||
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