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Get Off My Lawn
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At her house, grandma killed the burglars.



"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
 
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Keeping the economy moving since 1964
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Sometimes you’re the bug, sometimes the windshield.


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You can't fall off the floor.
 
Posts: 9097 | Location: Rochester, NY behind enemy lines | Registered: March 12, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I am going to have explosive diarrhea
 
Posts: 1266 | Location: Cary NC | Registered: July 18, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Savor the limelight
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What is that?

It looks like...

RUN!
 
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Shoulda Coulda
Oughta Woulda
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I attended New York public school.
 
Posts: 644 | Location: Long Island NY | Registered: June 26, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Shoulda Coulda
Oughta Woulda
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Born lived taught loved died raised saved.
 
Posts: 644 | Location: Long Island NY | Registered: June 26, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
It's all part of
the adventure...
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My beautiful grandchildren are everything to me.


Regards From Sunny Tucson,
SigFan

NRA Life - IDPA - USCCA - GOA - JPFO - ACLDN - SAF - AZCDL - ASA

"Faith isn't believing that God can; it's knowing that He will." (From a sign on a church in Nicholasville, Kentucky)
 
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Like a party
in your pants
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Knocked her up, had to marry her.
 
Posts: 5321 | Location: Chicago, IL, USA: | Registered: November 17, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Admit it…… you pulled the trigger right ?
 
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Originally posted by chbibc:
Sometimes you’re the bug, sometimes the windshield.


That Dire Straits verse is quite backward.

Big Grin




Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
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God bless America.
 
Posts: 16290 | Location: VA | Registered: July 15, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Conservative in Nor Cal constantly swimming
up stream
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My brother just took my Grandpa's guns…


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Get your guns b4 the Dems take them away
Sig P-229
Sig P-220 Combat
 
Posts: 4021 | Location: Nor Cal | Registered: January 25, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Passed Car, passed truck, hit the train.

Lock N Load

Michael
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I had my fifth immunotherapy treatment today.
 
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Edge seeking
Sharp blade!
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I just ran, I couldn't get away.
 
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semi-reformed sailor
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The game warden is at the dock.




“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020

“ in my opinion, anything that we can do to trigger a potential aneurysm in a leftist is a good thing and worth doing” nhtagmember 2025
 
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Oriental Redneck
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I eat, sleep, work, play, pee, poo.


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Oriental Redneck
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Born lived taught loved died raised saved.

Behold he is coming with the clouds


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The badge Will get you pussy fast

The pussy will get your badge faster
 
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Oriental Redneck
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^^^ Hey, you cheated. That is fourteen words. Razz


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I see what you did there, sir.




Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
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God bless America.
 
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