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oddball
Get Off My Lawn
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My computer told me fuck you, man.


"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
 
Posts: 19616 | Location: Texas | Registered: May 13, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
TexasScrub
Short. Fat. Bald.
Costanzaesque.


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I want breakfast tacos tomorrow. No cilantro.


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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
 
Posts: 2199 | Location: Victoria, TX | Registered: February 11, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
64dodge
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I pulled third and mashed the gas.
 
Posts: 524 | Location: SE Michigan | Registered: June 15, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
coloradohunter44
Rumors of my death
are greatly exaggerated
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We should all live now, procrastinate later.


"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."
looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
 
Posts: 11400 | Location: Commie controlled colorado  | Registered: July 23, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Beancooker
Alea iacta est
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Went to Phoenix. It was ridiculously hot.


quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
 
Posts: 4823 | Location: Staring down at you with disdain, from the spooky mountaintop castle.  | Registered: November 20, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
12131
Oriental Redneck
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The demise of coloradohunter44 was greatly exaggerated. Wink


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Posts: 31270 | Location: TEXAS | Registered: September 04, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
SigSauerP226
King Nothing
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Finished training. Hopefully not a fuck up!



...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way...
 
Posts: 2783 | Location: Simi Valley, CA | Registered: September 25, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
joel9507
Don't Panic
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I like flying in fog. What's THAT!
 
Posts: 15762 | Location: North Carolina | Registered: October 15, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
SigFan
It's all part of
the adventure...
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You guys are killin’ me with these!


Regards From Sunny Tucson,
SigFan

NRA Life - IDPA - USCCA - GOA - JPFO - ACLDN - SAF - AZCDL - ASA

"Faith isn't believing that God can; it's knowing that He will." (From a sign on a church in Nicholasville, Kentucky)
 
Posts: 2036 | Location: Tucson, Arizona | Registered: January 30, 2000Reply With QuoteReport This Post
DennisM
Objectively Reasonable
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How the hell
Did she find out?
 
Posts: 2735 | Registered: January 01, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
V-Tail
אַרְיֵה
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Melissa had a birthday. She canned peaches.


הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
Posts: 33640 | Location: Central Florida, Orlando area | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
oddball
Get Off My Lawn
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The bedroom television changed channels by itself.


"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
 
Posts: 19616 | Location: Texas | Registered: May 13, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
12131
Oriental Redneck
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I have seen Pazuzu in my house.


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Posts: 31270 | Location: TEXAS | Registered: September 04, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
tgun45
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Five beers looked good. Twelve beers married....
 
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tgun45
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Officer, she swore she was over eighteen.
 
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tgun45
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Started in a Wu-han wet food market.
 
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LS1 GTO
The Unmanned Writer
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quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
It's unloaded, no need to check again.


You are referring to the dishwasher, right?





Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
Posts: 14972 | Location: It was CA., Now it's "FREEEEEEDOM!!" (TN) | Registered: March 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
armored
Like a party
in your pants
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Have a seat, we need to talk.
 
Posts: 5321 | Location: Chicago, IL, USA: | Registered: November 17, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
12131
Oriental Redneck
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^^^ It’s not you. It’s me, my dear. Razz


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Posts: 31270 | Location: TEXAS | Registered: September 04, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
coloradohunter44
Rumors of my death
are greatly exaggerated
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If at first you don't succeed...quit.


"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."
looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
 
Posts: 11400 | Location: Commie controlled colorado  | Registered: July 23, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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