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Green grass and
high tides
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Originally posted by parabellum:
He banged a stripper. Wife divorced him.


Big Grin

I don't know why, made me laugh



"Practice like you want to play in the game"
 
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Built West Virginia house in seven days.



Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin
 
Posts: 4212 | Location: Sparta, NJ USA | Registered: August 16, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Three Generations
of Service
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My tractor needs new tires dang it.




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
Posts: 16624 | Location: Downeast Maine | Registered: March 10, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Get Off My Lawn
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Otto drank twelve beers. Slept on lawn.



"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
 
Posts: 19616 | Location: Texas | Registered: May 13, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
A Grateful American
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Once upon a time. The End. Maybe...




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
 
Posts: 46523 | Location: Box 1663 Santa Fe, New Mexico | Registered: December 20, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Man went to the moon and back.
 
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It was a dark and stormy night.


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“A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.”
-- Mark Twain, 1902
 
Posts: 10527 | Location: Northern Virginia | Registered: November 04, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Run Silent
Run Deep

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There once was a man from Nantucket…


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Pledge allegiance or pack your bag!
The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher
Spread my work ethic, not my wealth
 
Posts: 7473 | Location: South East, Pa | Registered: July 04, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I did not go to work today.


“I'm fat because every time I do your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie”.

Is committed to helping increasing carbon emissions.
 
Posts: 704 | Location: The Other Side of Morning  | Registered: December 14, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Get Off My Lawn
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Shot friend's reloads, went to hospital later.



"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
 
Posts: 19616 | Location: Texas | Registered: May 13, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Marquette has a beautiful lake. But cold!


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
Posts: 17774 | Location: Marquette MI | Registered: July 08, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Shot with girlfriend last night. She rocks!




Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
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God bless America.
 
Posts: 16290 | Location: VA | Registered: July 15, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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It was a dark and stormy night ...

Turned out, the monster was Morbius himself.

After breathing our air, the Martians died.
 
Posts: 31817 | Location: Johnson City, TN | Registered: April 28, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Ate Taco Bell. Afterwards, landed on moon.


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
 
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Alea iacta est
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Heading to Phoenix. Might die from heat.



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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
 
Posts: 4823 | Location: Staring down at you with disdain, from the spooky mountaintop castle.  | Registered: November 20, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Busier than a cat covering
crap on a marble floor
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Phoenix is Hot as HELL. Stay away!


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The trouble with trouble is; it always starts out as fun.
 
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Thank you
Very little
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Why am I in the Kitchen again?
 
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There's always the truth and everything else.
 
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Evil Asian Member
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He asked, "Is that a bomb?" BLAM!!!
 
Posts: 5678 | Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA | Registered: April 11, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Bookers Bourbon
and a good cigar
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Life definitely sucks and then you die.





Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.


NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
 
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