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July 31, 2026, 01:35 PM
oddball
7 Word Stories
At her house, grandma killed the burglars.



"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
July 31, 2026, 01:55 PM
chbibc
Sometimes you’re the bug, sometimes the windshield.


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You can't fall off the floor.
July 31, 2026, 01:59 PM
FrankMoses
I am going to have explosive diarrhea
July 31, 2026, 04:05 PM
trapper189
What is that?

It looks like...

RUN!
July 31, 2026, 04:25 PM
ss9961
I attended New York public school.
July 31, 2026, 04:30 PM
ss9961
Born lived taught loved died raised saved.
July 31, 2026, 05:20 PM
SigFan
My beautiful grandchildren are everything to me.


Regards From Sunny Tucson,
SigFan

NRA Life - IDPA - USCCA - GOA - JPFO - ACLDN - SAF - AZCDL - ASA

"Faith isn't believing that God can; it's knowing that He will." (From a sign on a church in Nicholasville, Kentucky)
July 31, 2026, 05:33 PM
armored
Knocked her up, had to marry her.
July 31, 2026, 05:39 PM
cajunmuscle
Admit it…… you pulled the trigger right ?
July 31, 2026, 06:34 PM
vthoky
quote:
Originally posted by chbibc:
Sometimes you’re the bug, sometimes the windshield.


That Dire Straits verse is quite backward.

Big Grin




Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
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God bless America.
July 31, 2026, 06:57 PM
PR64
My brother just took my Grandpa's guns…


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Get your guns b4 the Dems take them away
Sig P-229
Sig P-220 Combat
July 31, 2026, 07:48 PM
specter77
Passed Car, passed truck, hit the train.

Lock N Load

Michael
USMC Ret
July 31, 2026, 07:53 PM
SW_Sig
I had my fifth immunotherapy treatment today.
July 31, 2026, 08:00 PM
pbslinger
I just ran, I couldn't get away.
July 31, 2026, 08:34 PM
MikeinNC
The game warden is at the dock.




“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020

“ in my opinion, anything that we can do to trigger a potential aneurysm in a leftist is a good thing and worth doing” nhtagmember 2025
July 31, 2026, 08:39 PM
12131
I eat, sleep, work, play, pee, poo.


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July 31, 2026, 08:46 PM
12131
quote:
Originally posted by ss9961:
Born lived taught loved died raised saved.

Behold he is coming with the clouds


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July 31, 2026, 08:47 PM
cajunmuscle
The badge Will get you pussy fast

The pussy will get your badge faster
July 31, 2026, 08:53 PM
12131
^^^ Hey, you cheated. That is fourteen words. Razz


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July 31, 2026, 09:11 PM
vthoky
^^^^

I see what you did there, sir.




Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
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God bless America.