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NoCo Kid
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I heard the term micro-agression today. Crud!


We have not yet begun to fight!
 
Posts: 11 | Location: Northern Colorado  | Registered: June 16, 2025Reply With QuoteReport This Post
P220 Smudge
Frangas non Flectes
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Originally posted by parabellum:
He banged a stripper. Wife divorced him.


He married the stripper. It worked out.


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"If the truth shall kill them, let them die.”

Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.
 
Posts: 19191 | Location: Sonoran Desert | Registered: February 10, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
12131
Oriental Redneck
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Have we run out of seven-word stories?


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Posts: 31270 | Location: TEXAS | Registered: September 04, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
MikeinNC
semi-reformed sailor
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Dog ate some garlic, she has diarrhea.



“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020

“ in my opinion, anything that we can do to trigger a potential aneurysm in a leftist is a good thing and worth doing” nhtagmember 2025
 
Posts: 12344 | Location: Temple, Texas! | Registered: October 07, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Graniteguy
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Honey, we need to talk about something.....
 
Posts: 5478 | Location: NH | Registered: April 20, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
vthoky
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Printed parts didn't fit well; tossed out.



Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
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God bless America.
 
Posts: 16290 | Location: VA | Registered: July 15, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
oddball
Get Off My Lawn
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Got my hand stuck in a mailbox.


"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
 
Posts: 19616 | Location: Texas | Registered: May 13, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
PHPaul
Three Generations
of Service
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Phone screen is cracked. Swap or repair?



Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
Posts: 16624 | Location: Downeast Maine | Registered: March 10, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
V-Tail
אַרְיֵה
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Apple service will take care of you.


הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
Posts: 33640 | Location: Central Florida, Orlando area | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
BigSwede
No, not like
Bill Clinton
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I traded it for cocaine and whores


 
Posts: 6926 | Location: GA | Registered: September 23, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
WaterburyBob
Void Where Prohibited
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I said I would pull out. Oops!


"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
 
Posts: 17163 | Location: Under the Boot of Tyranny in Connectistan | Registered: February 02, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
sigmonkey
A Grateful American
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No, that's just a little ice cream!



"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
 
Posts: 46523 | Location: Box 1663 Santa Fe, New Mexico | Registered: December 20, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
PHPaul
Three Generations
of Service
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Did not blow seal. Frost on mustache.



Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
Posts: 16624 | Location: Downeast Maine | Registered: March 10, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
LS1 GTO
The Unmanned Writer
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"Dodge Cares"? Really, who are you kidding?





Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
Posts: 14972 | Location: It was CA., Now it's "FREEEEEEDOM!!" (TN) | Registered: March 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
64dodge
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The cat is friendly until she's not.
 
Posts: 524 | Location: SE Michigan | Registered: June 15, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
V-Tail
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Originally posted by 64dodge:

The cat is friendly until she's not.
That sounds just like my wife's cat.


הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
Posts: 33640 | Location: Central Florida, Orlando area | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
sandman76
Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes
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Dog needed to go out. Barking maniacally.


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“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
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Posts: 2037 | Location: Douglas County, Colorado | Registered: July 13, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
WaterburyBob
Void Where Prohibited
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Get the Flock out of here. Now.


"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
 
Posts: 17163 | Location: Under the Boot of Tyranny in Connectistan | Registered: February 02, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
shovelhead
Page late and a dollar short
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It’s not my car, mine runs fine

(Used that more than once in the auto dealership parts business in frustration after dealing with some customers)


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————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman)
 
Posts: 9238 | Location: Livingston County Michigan USA | Registered: August 11, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
jaaron11
At Jacob's Well
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Digging Mexican petrichor, Cormac, and the Refreshments.


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Rak Chazak Amats
 
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