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7 Word Stories

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August 01, 2026, 05:41 PM
NoCo Kid
7 Word Stories
I heard the term micro-agression today. Crud!


We have not yet begun to fight!
August 01, 2026, 06:24 PM
P220 Smudge
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
He banged a stripper. Wife divorced him.


He married the stripper. It worked out.


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"If the truth shall kill them, let them die.”

"A man who does not read has no appreciable advantage over a man who cannot read."
August 13, 2026, 12:45 AM
12131
Have we run out of seven-word stories?


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August 13, 2026, 06:43 AM
MikeinNC
Dog ate some garlic, she has diarrhea.




“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020

“ in my opinion, anything that we can do to trigger a potential aneurysm in a leftist is a good thing and worth doing” nhtagmember 2025
August 13, 2026, 07:07 AM
Graniteguy
Honey, we need to talk about something.....
August 13, 2026, 07:07 AM
vthoky
Printed parts didn't fit well; tossed out.




Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
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God bless America.
August 13, 2026, 07:46 AM
oddball
Got my hand stuck in a mailbox.



"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
August 13, 2026, 07:57 AM
PHPaul
Phone screen is cracked. Swap or repair?




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
August 13, 2026, 09:31 AM
V-Tail
Apple service will take care of you.



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August 13, 2026, 09:43 AM
BigSwede
I traded it for cocaine and whores


August 13, 2026, 11:17 AM
WaterburyBob
I said I would pull out. Oops!



"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
August 13, 2026, 11:35 AM
sigmonkey
No, that's just a little ice cream!




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
August 13, 2026, 12:25 PM
PHPaul
Did not blow seal. Frost on mustache.




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
August 13, 2026, 04:57 PM
LS1 GTO
"Dodge Cares"? Really, who are you kidding?






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



August 13, 2026, 06:33 PM
64dodge
The cat is friendly until she's not.
August 13, 2026, 08:03 PM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by 64dodge:

The cat is friendly until she's not.
That sounds just like my wife's cat.



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August 14, 2026, 06:25 AM
sandman76
Dog needed to go out. Barking maniacally.


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“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
― Frank Zappa
August 14, 2026, 05:59 PM
WaterburyBob
Get the Flock out of here. Now.



"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
August 14, 2026, 07:23 PM
shovelhead
It’s not my car, mine runs fine

(Used that more than once in the auto dealership parts business in frustration after dealing with some customers)


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August 14, 2026, 07:35 PM
jaaron11
Digging Mexican petrichor, Cormac, and the Refreshments.


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Rak Chazak Amats