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Nickelsig229
non ducor, duco
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posted September 07, 2017 12:55 AMHide Post
I regret to inform you



First In Last Out
 
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msfzoe
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posted September 07, 2017 05:49 AMHide Post
The rabbit died.
 
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YooperSigs
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posted September 07, 2017 11:14 AMHide Post
Thread De-Rail:
My ATM says my four favorite words:
"Please take your cash".


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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Leemur
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posted September 07, 2017 11:21 AMHide Post
Your brother is way better. Eek
 
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MRMATT
Fool for the City
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posted September 07, 2017 11:29 AMHide Post
"Luke, I AM your father."


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"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington.
 
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Wasabibill
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posted September 07, 2017 11:52 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by ulsterman:
I think we are pregnant.


"What do you mean? 'We'"


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I'm filled with gratitude for the blessings I've received.
 
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Lord Vaalic
Unapologetic Old
School Curmudgeon
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posted September 07, 2017 01:26 PMHide Post
We are going to reorganize



Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
 
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Lord Vaalic
Unapologetic Old
School Curmudgeon
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posted September 07, 2017 01:34 PMHide Post
We are bringing in consultants



Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
 
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Marcushoss
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posted September 09, 2017 10:09 AMHide Post
"Where were you last night?"

or the dreaded

"Who the Fuck is Charlene?"


Yeah, I used to have a couple of guns.
 
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wolfe 21
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posted September 09, 2017 12:30 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Thread De-Rail:
My ATM says my four favorite words:
"Please take your cash".


"Insufficient funds in your account"


A Perpetual Disappointment...
 
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GaryBF
That's just the
Flomax talking
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posted September 09, 2017 02:09 PMHide Post
Take me to your leader.
 
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billr
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posted September 09, 2017 11:14 PMHide Post
"While you are at it..."

Said by the contractor who did the first kitchen I had remodeled. Those were expensive words...



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When you rest your steak and your whiskey upon the table you have made, you feel pretty goddamn tall for keeping those treats off the ground.
 
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LouieH
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posted September 10, 2017 11:24 AMHide Post
Wife: "You know what we need?"

Me in my head: "What's THIS gonna cost me?"
 
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tacfoley
half-genius,
half-wit
posted September 10, 2017 11:28 AMHide Post
'We are letting you go...'

tac
 
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joel9507
Don't Panic
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posted September 12, 2017 08:59 AMHide Post
There's no reason to panic.
 
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Expert308
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posted September 13, 2017 10:12 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by refugee from california:
Honey, we need to talk.

quote:
Originally posted by DSgrouse:
I am from the government.

Either one of those, definitely.
 
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sigcrazy7
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posted September 13, 2017 01:00 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by wolfe 21:
"Who gave LT the map?"


Ah ha hahah. BTDT.

Thanks for the reminder and the laugh.


Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus
 
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callibird
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posted September 13, 2017 06:56 PMHide Post
Dad, this is my boyfriend.


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But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
 
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Crab Boy
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posted September 23, 2017 12:00 PMHide Post
What's in that SAFE!
 
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JD83
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posted September 23, 2017 06:47 PMHide Post
You're a great guy but...

(let's just be friends).


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